Stims

Any drug that is classified as a potent stimulant, such as adderall, cocaine, methamphetamine, etc.

Does anyone have any stims?! I'm crashing hard right now!

by MichelleObamaIsAMan September 5, 2017

stims

n: a female pedophile, especially one that keeps her victims in her basement

That stims kicked that little boy in the shin and made him wait for the punchline.

by smay November 22, 2003

stims

a very expensive latvian whore

That sexy stims on the corner over there, she is sure to show you a damn good time.

by the latvian whore pimp December 10, 2003

weak stims

Weak stims

If something gives you weak stims then it slightly turns you on

Person A " that scene gave me weak stims"

person B " yeah same, weak stims for days"

by DMRS156 March 19, 2017

shimshaw creamtime

historically known to have ran a farm in Utica, NY and owned the largest cow recorded in history (called charles) and was the top in the milk industry in the olden times

"shimshaw creamtime."

by clayxspooky February 25, 2021

SSIMS

Also referred to as a failed abortion, SSIMS is the epitome of disappointment in humankind. Plagued with such ailments as Autism, Retardation, being a faggot, this creature lives a sad existence. Due to insecurities brought on by childhood neglect from an absentee father, it resorts to questionable means of coping which includes lies, memes, and the skillful ability of being able to dodge questions. No one knows where the SSIMS originated from, however there are some speculations that it was a failed experiment. Still living today, masquerading as an internet troll, SSIMS is constantly trying to ruin the lives of others in a sad attempt to make others feel as pathetic and sad as he had felt his whole life.

Ew, why would anyone make a sentence with SSIMS?

by Ian Ter Netrole February 25, 2019

the sims

A curiously addicting simulation game by Maxis, in which one creates and controls an enviorment modeled after our own, giving one a "God-like" power.

This game allows you to build characters (called Sims), which includes customizing their clothing, personality (and thus, zodiac signs), careers, and homes.

All Sims speak in their own interesting, nonsensical language, which is conveyed also by convenient "bubbles" over their heads that express fascinating topics such as skiing, ufos, economics, or perhaps food.

Unlike today's society, Sims are not restricted by gender, sexual orientation, appearance, nor skin color, although they may not be very bright. Sims face many obstacles throughout their days, such as going through doorways when another Sim is in their path-- often leaving them utterly baffled and confused. They also have a tendency to leap to their death when there is a kitchen fire, for they cannot resist the need to run toward it and express their terror and fear in the form of screaming, flailing, and thought bubbles.

The Sims scenario
Sim 1: Oh my. What is this quaint contraption? Ah! A doorway! Oh, what's this? Why, another Sim is in the doorway! How ever will I pass? Surely I couldn't just squeeze by, or ask Mortimer to move, for I am but a humble Sim, and cannot manage such a feat! Therefore I will just stand here and shrug repeatedly until I am manually placed elsewhere by my Master.

by Casey St.John September 22, 2005