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Glow Stick

Shoving a glass rod into a guy's urethra, and snapping it just like a "Glow Stick."
On the Jewish couple's honeymoon they did a Glow Stick, Apon which they said "Mazel Tov."
Glow Stick by Obb Jod April 23, 2017

The glow stick method

When a male sees a big tiddy goth girl in a Dollar Store and gets a noticeable boner. The big tiddy goth girl notices, and winks at the man. The pair go behind the counter and the big tiddy goth girl takes out his boner, but instead of using a DS stylus she wraps both hands around the shaft (one at the top and one at the base) and snaps it in a downwards motion. Then after the snap, comes the vigorous shake.
*bro 1 rubbing his dick
Bro 1: “Yo, my guy, my dick is hurting.”

*bro 2: raises eye brow
Bro 2: “Yo, why’s that?”
Bro 1: “Me and scki did the glow stick method yesterday.”
Bro 2: “ Oh shit bro!”

Glow Stick Dick

When a man breaks his erect dick, spilling blood out giving it a red glow. Like a glow stick.
Phillip: I just broke in my new glow stick dick.
Grant: wtf Phillip.
Glow Stick Dick by Sammy S Stiffy January 21, 2020

glow stick war

Large ammounts of people throwing glow sticks in the air. This typically occurs at jam band shows and occurs most heavily durring climactic moments of a song.
The Phish song "Harry Hood" is known for its glow stick wars.
glow stick war by TreePhiend April 26, 2006

Crack a Glow Stick 

After a man ejaculates into his partner’s buttocks or vagina, his partner then holds it inside retaining the warmth. Then at later period of time, the person whom received the ejaculate does a quick split type motion of their legs, reigniting the heat from the ejaculate inside.
"its cold out here, im going to crack a glow stick and warm up"

samantha got so cold that she had to "crack a glow stick"

Chasing the glow stick 

The state of hallucinating on magic shrooms or acid. Typically used to describe a good trip or the state of mind your currently in.
Last Friday I ate some shrooms an I swear I chased that glow stick for hours.

Billy was rolling in the deep an chased the glow stick for hours

In my early 20s it seemed I was chasing the glow stick at every festival
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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