Definitions by Thetatochip

sticky glowstick 

When you glue bioluminescent paint on yo dick

Hey bbg, wanna snap my sticky glowstick?

sticky glowstick by Thetatochip December 17, 2023

dislocated knee 

What I did today at exactly 5:23PM

Dislocated knees hurt

dislocated knee by Thetatochip February 18, 2023

Condom bombdom 

When you cum in a condom tie it and continue to smack people untill it explodes like a bomb hence the name condom bombdom

I hit the most diabolical condom bombdom on Mr. Fagmcfuckit last night

Condom bombdom by Thetatochip February 8, 2023

it's a Cheetos thing 

When you get Cheeto dust up yo penis

It was a It's a Cheetos thing

it's a Cheetos thing by Thetatochip December 28, 2022

molten fury 

When you turn the water in the shower to the point where it burns and use the showerhead as a Fleshlight

Guy 1: dude last night I used a molten fury shits different
Guy 2: last time I used one It burnt off

molten fury by Thetatochip December 14, 2022

Home Pyrotechnics 

When you hold the diarrhea in for as long as humanly possible and demolish your best friends bathroom

I had a bean burrito 5 hours 23 minutes and 36 seconds ago now I'm heading to my best friends place for some Home Pyrotechnics

Home Pyrotechnics by Thetatochip October 5, 2022

Ever

A bitch ass.

A fucking bitch that doesn't know how to leave people alone

Ever the bitch

Ever by Thetatochip May 23, 2022