Thetatochip's definitions

sticky glowstick

When you glue bioluminescent paint on yo dick

Hey bbg, wanna snap my sticky glowstick?

by Thetatochip December 17, 2023

dislocated knee

What I did today at exactly 5:23PM

Dislocated knees hurt

by Thetatochip February 18, 2023

Condom bombdom

When you cum in a condom tie it and continue to smack people untill it explodes like a bomb hence the name condom bombdom

I hit the most diabolical condom bombdom on Mr. Fagmcfuckit last night

by Thetatochip February 8, 2023

it's a Cheetos thing

When you get Cheeto dust up yo penis

It was a It's a Cheetos thing

by Thetatochip December 28, 2022

molten fury

When you turn the water in the shower to the point where it burns and use the showerhead as a Fleshlight

Guy 1: dude last night I used a molten fury shits different
Guy 2: last time I used one It burnt off

by Thetatochip December 14, 2022

Home Pyrotechnics

When you hold the diarrhea in for as long as humanly possible and demolish your best friends bathroom

I had a bean burrito 5 hours 23 minutes and 36 seconds ago now I'm heading to my best friends place for some Home Pyrotechnics

by Thetatochip October 5, 2022

Ever

A bitch ass.

A fucking bitch that doesn't know how to leave people alone

Ever the bitch

by Thetatochip May 23, 2022