stick my dick in

A phrase meaning I’m gonna fuck up this ___. This can be anything from people to food.

I’m boutta stick my dick in this pasta.

stick my dick in by flowerboyy February 2, 2018

stick my dick in your ear 

To place ones penis into the lug-hole of another and fuck some sense into them.

If you don't pack that in I'm gonna stick my dick in your ear!

stick my dick in your ear by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

stick my dick in a midget 

A term of disbelief

After seeing Heather take a cucumber, Geof exclaimed, "Well stick my dick in a midget! I didn't know you could do that!"

stick my dick in a midget by Mr Crowley October 21, 2021

Well Stick My Dick in a Pickle Jar and Call it Kevin 

A saying that signifies absolute disbelief

Well Stick My dick in a Pickle Jar and call it Kevin, that's crazy.

Well Stick My Dick in a Pickle Jar and Call it Kevin by Ellienymt December 7, 2022

don't stick your dick in my back 

Doing something unsolicited and extremely unwelcome to another. Additionally, wise advice that every heterosexual male in a committed relationship should heed. Also abbreviated as dsydimb.

This phrase arises from the bewildering and hostility-invoking belief that a girl will get turned on and want to have sex if her partner sticks his erect dick in her back while she is trying to sleep. For unknown reasons, all heterosexual males engage in this behavior with their significant other and seem not to notice or ever learn that foreplay or some other less aggravating tactic would actually be far more effective.

Example:
YourMom: Hey, I signed you up as a counselor at Carol's kid's churchcamp this summer.
Lil Lis: Don't stick your dick in my back, man.

Next example:
Guy: Wake up Jane, I want to have sex.
Gal: Don't stick your dick in my back. Now I just want to kill you.

don't stick your dick in my back by thundersnow December 12, 2010

stick a dick in my ear 

When someone says something stupid and you’d rather have a dick in your ear than hear the stupid shit they have to say.

Eren: “Man I hate life…shits so stupid.”
Terence: “Aye bro shut the fuck up and stick a duck in my ear”
Eren: “What?”
Terence: “ You're saying some dumb shit I’d rather have you stick a dick in my ear rather than hear your bullshit.”

stick a dick in my ear by Uncooked Spam October 29, 2021

Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey. 

An expression of extreme disbelief or shock.

Obama hasn't been lynched yet? Well butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey. by obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 1, 2009