Definitions by morphinemitt

dick in ear 

To 'dick in ear' is to stick one's dick into someones ear and fuck some sense into them.

Oi! Cameron, if you don't stop that I'm gonna perform dick in ear and fuck some sense into you!!

dick in ear by morphinemitt July 27, 2008

abfab

Arse Both Front And Back.
A lady with such a 'lovely personality' that, when viewed from the waist down, it is impossible to tell which way she is facing unless you can see her feet.

Look at the state of that!
Yeah definitely an abfab.

abfab by morphinemitt May 26, 2008

bingo top 

A lady's 'low-cut' top styled/worn in such a way to encourage men to cast their 'eyes down'.

Hang on lads...bingo top approaching, eyes down, look in.

bingo top by morphinemitt May 26, 2008

stick my dick in your ear 

To place ones penis into the lug-hole of another and fuck some sense into them.

If you don't pack that in I'm gonna stick my dick in your ear!

stick my dick in your ear by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

nipper! 

A double syllable word which when repeated enough times is so addictive it becomes tourette-like.

My nipper! My fucking nipper!

nipper! by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

Doris said! 

A term used to describe a spurious conversation between yourself and someone of relative importance.

Doris said! I wanna make ya team leader... I said I conna fuckin' read or write!

Doris said! by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

My nipper 

A boastful term used to describe one's offspring.

My nipper dunna like mondeo's, my nipper wouldn't open the door on a mondeo.

My nipper by morphinemitt April 28, 2008