morphinemitt's definitions

dick in ear

To 'dick in ear' is to stick one's dick into someones ear and fuck some sense into them.

Oi! Cameron, if you don't stop that I'm gonna perform dick in ear and fuck some sense into you!!

by morphinemitt July 27, 2008

stick my dick in your ear

To place ones penis into the lug-hole of another and fuck some sense into them.

If you don't pack that in I'm gonna stick my dick in your ear!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

nipper!

A double syllable word which when repeated enough times is so addictive it becomes tourette-like.

My nipper! My fucking nipper!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

bingo top

A lady's 'low-cut' top styled/worn in such a way to encourage men to cast their 'eyes down'.

Hang on lads...bingo top approaching, eyes down, look in.

by morphinemitt May 26, 2008

My nipper

A boastful term used to describe one's offspring.

My nipper dunna like mondeo's, my nipper wouldn't open the door on a mondeo.

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

I'm taking ya!

A term used to describe the act of venting your frustration on someone/thing.

Hello, shropshire fitted kitchens? this is Mr Nipe, I'm just ringing to let you know...I'm taking ya! Anybody gets in my way...I'm taking them as well!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

good with colour

To be on the 'other bus'. Bowl from the pavillion end. Gay. Men who wear sandals or flip-flops. One who likes the Scissor sisters.

Fuck me,is he a raving faggot or what? Yeah, I bet he's good with colour.

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008