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stewnard 

The stupidest mother fucker
You’re the biggest stewnard I’ve ever met
stewnard by Skippy1980 February 10, 2024
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Anyone who displays amazing talent at sports, comedy, philosophy, and fine arts.

A naturally well gifted Renaissance man.
The Dos Equis man is a Stenard.
stenard by stinkystenard September 3, 2012

Stewardesses

The longest word along with reverberated that you can type with your left hand.

Stewardesses are women flight attendants.
The stewardesses have sore butts after a long day of work.
Steawrdesses steawrdessesw stewardesses steardesse steardesses steawrdesses stewardesses stewardesses stewardesses stewardesses stewardesses steardesses stewardesses stewardesses,
not so easy, eh? I find reverberated easier, myself.

Stewardesses by InjusticeForAll December 18, 2005

stewardesseses 

The ACTUAL longest word you can type using only your left hand.
"I want to be a stewardesseses when I grow up."

Stewards School 

A chavvy school that acts asif they are some sort of private grammar school, Mrs Erwood the head of this chav school can be found in her room full of frogs.
The chav capital of the worlds chavviest school. (Stewards School

Bar Steward 

A way of gettin away with calling someone a bastard in polite company, like in front of your Mum.
Bar Steward by ..WiL May 25, 2005

shop steward

A officer in a union, whose job it is to enforce a union contract, in addition to his regular job, with no extra pay. Viewed by the employer as a "socialist puke", by lazy co-workers as a company sellout, and by everyone else as insane.
The shop steward is a fucking communist, we should fire his ass.

I called in sick 15 times this month because I was hung over, and the shop steward didn't do shit about it when I got fired.
shop steward by eugene February 7, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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