steve wright

a successful comedian whos humorous technique is to carry the expression of boredom on his face while he performs to make his act even funnier

"Years ago, I worked in a natural, organic health food store in Seattle, Washington. One day a man walked in and asked, 'If I can melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?' Two days later, I was fired for eating cotton candy and drinking straight Bosco on the job." -Steve Wright

steve wright by nicole April 20, 2004

Steven Wright

A stand up comedian from Cambridge, Massachusetts. e is known for his dry, deadpan style, and acts in a rather depressing way. He cites his main influences as Richard Pryor and George Carlin. He has influences comedians ranging from Jimmy Carr to Demtri Martin. Steven wears a Boston Redsox hat wherever he goes. His big break came when he was the comedy guest for The Tonight Show With Johnny Carson. Since then, he has had numerous HBO specials, and frequently appears on The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson.

Guy 1: Did you catch Steven Wright on Craig Fersuson last night?
Guy 2: Of course i did! i always love his surprise drop by's.

Steven Wright by poppolo July 1, 2010

steve wrights sunday love songs 

mushy bbc radio 2 show between 9 - 11am on sunday mornings, mainly listened to by women and snoring men.

Lets listen to steve wrights sunday love songs

steve wrights sunday love songs by Nick1401 August 14, 2007

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012