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A person, like myself, who eats food at sporadic intervals during the day, only when hungry.

The opposite to a gorger. See 'gorger'
GORGER: 'Are you going to finish that dinner?' GRAZER: 'No'

GORGER: 'Why?'

GRAZER 'I've had enough, I'm no longer hungry'

GORGER 'Waste not, want not'

Picks up grazers plate and finishes grazers meal.
by Nick1401 October 30, 2007

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checking your dick, to see if it stinks of cheese, before getting a chick to suck you off.
man, kelly is gonna suck me off in an hour, best do a cheese check to see how bad it is.
by Nick1401 October 25, 2007

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A great sexual activity, that involves getting a chick, banging her senseless from behind, ass or pussy, while she gets a cock rammed down her throat from the front.
Lets spitroast that sweet looking young blonde babe over there
by Nick1401 August 16, 2007

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A horde of photographers and/or journalists that gather to snap that first shot, or ask that first question , at a scene of media excitement, usually involving a famous person mired in controversy, or even just joe public thrown into the spotlight for a similar outrage or scandal.
'The parents were greeted by a media scrum, as they arrived at the police station for questioning over the disappearance of their daughter.'
by Nick1401 September 06, 2007

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bidding on ebay, whilst drunk. More often then not, regretted very much the next day... whilst praying to be outbid before the item ends.
shit man, i was e-pissed last night. i bid on a hand-signed elvis presley record. god, i hope i get outbid, please....!!!!
by Nick1401 November 25, 2007

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mushy bbc radio 2 show between 9 - 11am on sunday mornings, mainly listened to by women and snoring men.
Lets listen to steve wrights sunday love songs
by Nick1401 August 12, 2007

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PMS
A condition that women make up, as excuse for being a total bitch once a month
I've got PMS, don't upset me for 3 days.

fuck off, im going down the pub.
by Nick1401 January 23, 2008

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