grazer

A person, like myself, who eats food at sporadic intervals during the day, only when hungry.

The opposite to a gorger. See 'gorger'

GORGER: 'Are you going to finish that dinner?' GRAZER: 'No'

GORGER: 'Why?'

GRAZER 'I've had enough, I'm no longer hungry'

GORGER 'Waste not, want not'

Picks up grazers plate and finishes grazers meal.

by Nick1401 November 18, 2007

gorger

A person who fills themselves full with food, so they can go long periods without having to eat again.

Opposite to a grazer. See 'grazer'

GORGER:

'I just had a huge breakfast, I'm full to bursting. Still, at least I won't have to eat now for a good while.'

GRAZER:

'So you don't fancy one of my sarnies when we have a break?'

GORGER:

'No thanks, I'd probably throw up, I'm that full'

by Nick1401 November 18, 2007

e-pissed

bidding on ebay, whilst drunk. More often then not, regretted very much the next day... whilst praying to be outbid before the item ends.

shit man, i was e-pissed last night. i bid on a hand-signed elvis presley record. god, i hope i get outbid, please....!!!!

by Nick1401 December 25, 2007

steve wrights sunday love songs

mushy bbc radio 2 show between 9 - 11am on sunday mornings, mainly listened to by women and snoring men.

Lets listen to steve wrights sunday love songs

by Nick1401 August 14, 2007

PMS

A condition that women make up, as excuse for being a total bitch once a month

I've got PMS, don't upset me for 3 days.

fuck off, im going down the pub.

by Nick1401 January 23, 2008

media scrum

A horde of photographers and/or journalists that gather to snap that first shot, or ask that first question , at a scene of media excitement, usually involving a famous person mired in controversy, or even just joe public thrown into the spotlight for a similar outrage or scandal.

'The parents were greeted by a media scrum, as they arrived at the police station for questioning over the disappearance of their daughter.'

by Nick1401 September 15, 2007

cheese check

checking your dick, to see if it stinks of cheese, before getting a chick to suck you off.

man, kelly is gonna suck me off in an hour, best do a cheese check to see how bad it is.

by Nick1401 November 11, 2007