Nick1401's definitions

steve wrights sunday love songs

mushy bbc radio 2 show between 9 - 11am on sunday mornings, mainly listened to by women and snoring men.

Lets listen to steve wrights sunday love songs

by Nick1401 August 14, 2007

spitroast

A great sexual activity, that involves getting a chick, banging her senseless from behind, ass or pussy, while she gets a cock rammed down her throat from the front.

Lets spitroast that sweet looking young blonde babe over there

by Nick1401 August 20, 2007

PMS

A condition that women make up, as excuse for being a total bitch once a month

I've got PMS, don't upset me for 3 days.

fuck off, im going down the pub.

by Nick1401 January 23, 2008

cheese check

checking your dick, to see if it stinks of cheese, before getting a chick to suck you off.

man, kelly is gonna suck me off in an hour, best do a cheese check to see how bad it is.

by Nick1401 November 11, 2007

grazer

A person, like myself, who eats food at sporadic intervals during the day, only when hungry.

The opposite to a gorger. See 'gorger'

GORGER: 'Are you going to finish that dinner?' GRAZER: 'No'

GORGER: 'Why?'

GRAZER 'I've had enough, I'm no longer hungry'

GORGER 'Waste not, want not'

Picks up grazers plate and finishes grazers meal.

by Nick1401 November 18, 2007

gorger

A person who fills themselves full with food, so they can go long periods without having to eat again.

Opposite to a grazer. See 'grazer'

GORGER:

'I just had a huge breakfast, I'm full to bursting. Still, at least I won't have to eat now for a good while.'

GRAZER:

'So you don't fancy one of my sarnies when we have a break?'

GORGER:

'No thanks, I'd probably throw up, I'm that full'

by Nick1401 November 18, 2007

media scrum

A horde of photographers and/or journalists that gather to snap that first shot, or ask that first question , at a scene of media excitement, usually involving a famous person mired in controversy, or even just joe public thrown into the spotlight for a similar outrage or scandal.

'The parents were greeted by a media scrum, as they arrived at the police station for questioning over the disappearance of their daughter.'

by Nick1401 September 15, 2007