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Sergeant Hartman
The badass gunnery sergeant from stanley kubrick's full metal jacket. He enjoys humiliating his privates and eventually gets shot by Private Pyle. He's played by R. Lee Ermey.
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human-fucking-beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn: I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers; here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that? --Sergeant Hartman's speech to recrues
Sergeant Hartman by Agamennone December 27, 2011
stereosonic
Stereosonic is an amateur bodybuilding competition in Australia (that actually started off as a music festival).
These days Stereosonic is comprised of individuals who have blasted 4ml of tren a week for 4 weeks in preparation for their first competition.
Their pre-comp diet usually consists of a shot of tren and four pingers, downed by some methamphetamine to really get that 'dry' look.
These days Stereosonic is comprised of individuals who have blasted 4ml of tren a week for 4 weeks in preparation for their first competition.
Their pre-comp diet usually consists of a shot of tren and four pingers, downed by some methamphetamine to really get that 'dry' look.
stereosonic by spanky1169 December 5, 2013
Sergei Rachmaninoff
A classical pianist and composer born in 1873 who wrote classical music with balls.
The music of Sergei Rachmaninoff can be described as "Intense Shit."
Rachmanininoff, being Russian, was a bad ass. His music reflects his bad assery with ballsy rhythm and major intensity.
Also can be spelled "Rachmaninov"
Original Russian: Сергей Васильевич Рахманинов
The music of Sergei Rachmaninoff can be described as "Intense Shit."
Rachmanininoff, being Russian, was a bad ass. His music reflects his bad assery with ballsy rhythm and major intensity.
Also can be spelled "Rachmaninov"
Original Russian: Сергей Васильевич Рахманинов
Did you hear Gilels play Prelude Op.23 No. 5 by Sergei Rachmaninoff? Its sick!
Rachmaninoff had some huge hands.
Rachmaninoff had some huge hands.
Sergei Rachmaninoff by Rockmaninoff May 24, 2010
shitting in stereo
a situation where, in a public bathroom with multiple stalls, two people in adjacent stalls are taking a pungent shit simultaneously, creating a collective smell from both stalls that leaks out of the bathroom and into the nearby hallway.
No, Malcolm, I will NOT shit in that stall. Do you not see the dude in the stall next to it laying a mud monkey? I am morally opposed to shitting in stereo -- mono or no go for me.
shitting in stereo by Peven glugh November 25, 2011
Sergeant Johnson
Sergeant Johnson: "Men, we've led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep them from getting their FILTHY claws on Earth, but we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we WILL let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in!
...AM I RIGHT, MARINES!?"
Marines: "SIR YES SIR!"
--From Halo CE--
"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks! TWO sticks and a rock for a whole platoon... and we had to share the rock!"
--From Halo 2--
...AM I RIGHT, MARINES!?"
Marines: "SIR YES SIR!"
--From Halo CE--
"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks! TWO sticks and a rock for a whole platoon... and we had to share the rock!"
--From Halo 2--
Sergeant Johnson by e4c5 September 18, 2011
sterek
Sterek is the fanfictional portmanteau that refers to a relationship between the characters Stiles Stilinski and Derek Hale off the MTV hit television show Teen Wolf.
Stiles + Derek = Sterek
Stiles + Derek = Sterek
Derek: Start the car. Now.
Stiles: Ok, I don't think you should be barking orders, ok? You know, if I wanted to, I could probably drag your little werewolf ass out into the middle of the road and leave you for dead!
Derek: Start the car, or I'm gonna rip your throat out. With my teeth.
Stiles: ... *Starts car*
Fangirl_1: Oh my god, did you see that scene?
Fangirl_2: I know, right?! That was so Sterek!
Fangirl_1: I wish they would just make out already.
Stiles: Ok, I don't think you should be barking orders, ok? You know, if I wanted to, I could probably drag your little werewolf ass out into the middle of the road and leave you for dead!
Derek: Start the car, or I'm gonna rip your throat out. With my teeth.
Stiles: ... *Starts car*
Fangirl_1: Oh my god, did you see that scene?
Fangirl_2: I know, right?! That was so Sterek!
Fangirl_1: I wish they would just make out already.
sterek by CastielLovesDean July 1, 2012
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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