stergeron 

To live your life to the fullest. As in go big or go home. As in living life with no regrets. The word backward spells out "no regrets".

Life's too short, stergeron my friend!

stergeron by stergeron April 17, 2008

virgin sturgeon 

A virgin sturgeon is a fish that doesn't produce any roe. Or wade.

She was minnow less - a virgin sturgeon.

virgin sturgeon by Cranberry Bob February 28, 2020

sturgeon face 

the turning down of the corners of the lips to signify disdain, chagrin, or pensiveness; based loosely off the face of a sturgeon (a type of fish)

a typical response to disgusting or unfortunate news

Math Teacher: Jimmy, the front office wants to see you. Apparently your grandmother just died. Also, you got an F on your Calculus final.

Jimmy: *sturgeon face*

sturgeon face by fishyrace April 28, 2009

Sturgeon Falls 

A small town about a half hour west of North Bay, in Northern Ontario, known for its 2 major chip stands, which are across the street from one another. Sturgeon Falls is primary a French Canadian town, and is located on Lake Nipissing. Shopping attractions include the Bargain Shop and Giant Tiger.

Hey I have a craving for some poutine, let's go to Sturgeon Falls!

Sturgeon Falls by skippinit March 4, 2011

Sturgeon's Law 

Quote from sci-fi author Ted Sturgeon.
"Sure 90% of science fiction is crud. 90% of everything is crud."

Usually used as 90% of everything is crap.

Man, why are this summer's movies so bad?
Sturgeon's Law.

Sturgeon's Law by iq June 19, 2003

Jenn Sterger

A woman so incredibly hot that men are compelled to send her pictures of their penis, half flaccid or not. Made famous when the legendary #4 inches, Brett Favre, did just that (allegedly).

Brett: "Do you think I should get hard before I send these pictures of my penis?"

Security Guard: "How can you not be hard after seeing Jenn Sterger?"

Jenn Sterger by NumberFourInches October 20, 2010

Sturgeon elbow 

When a male in wheelchair hits a woman in her vagina (aka. Pussy) with his elbow and then can’t get the smell off his arm.

Man did you smell his he so has sturgeon elbow!

Sturgeon elbow by Sturgeon boy March 9, 2019