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Teamwork 

Doing everything yourself while the dumb fucks your stuck with leech off you like worthless parasites.
I always gave to use teamwork to pass my group projects while the dumb fucks i am paired with share the credit.
Teamwork by mtn dew m8 August 31, 2017

canadian teamwork 

the act of passing off a task that is assigned to you to someone else and then taking the credit as if you did it
Canadian: "hey can you do this for me, eh?"

later that day;

Canadian: "yo boss, I got it done just like you told me to.

Can I go home early and watch hockey, eh?"

Other employees: "that's what you call Canadian teamwork.

he is such an eh-hole"
canadian teamwork by Jonquez December 3, 2009

Ubisoft goes Steamworks bye bye, always on DRM. 

A short phrase spammed on Reddit about 7 years ago by some guy named yayvideogames.
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Stormworks 

VERB

1) To not work properly for absolutely no reason.

2) To not follow the laws of something already understood to work or be true.

3) To go cause a glitch making the game or the subject go haywire, or crash, at any random moment.
1) "The engine is stormworksing. I set everything up the way it should be and it won't work."

2) "This design works every other time, so why isn't it working this time?"

3) "Sh*t! The game is stormworksing again!"
Stormworks by Balmont Strand November 6, 2021

teamwork 

holding the wheel while your buddy is driving so he can throw up out the door
we used teamwork while doing 70 down the highway
teamwork by sinxwishes April 1, 2009

Steamcock 

The act of a gay male running outdoors in the winter in the middle of sexual intercourse, exposing the erect penis to the elements long enough to achieve a colder temperature and running back at which point he inserts his cold erect penis into his male counterpart . As the penis steams during the cold weather exposure the acts is referred to as the "steamcock".
Wayne's favorite was when Mario would run outside in the snow in the middle of sex to comeback in to give him a cold hard steamcock.
Steamcock by Tommy Hollfiller April 14, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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