The act of a gay male running outdoors in the winter in the middle of sexual intercourse, exposing the erect penis to the elements long enough to achieve a colder temperature and running back at which point he inserts his cold erect penis into his male counterpart . As the penis steams during the cold weather exposure the acts is referred to as the "steamcock".
Wayne's favorite was when Mario would run outside in the snow in the middle of sex to comeback in to give him a cold hard steamcock.
A sexual act that needs no definition, and has been both pleasurable and a source of pride for the recipient; the hearer of the term likely is not sure of its meaning, yet feigns comprehension lest he look sexually inexperienced
A combination of Digital Download Service--Steam, and Social Network--Facebook. Using a method of "fake shortcuts" via activating a "non-steam game", you can rename shortcuts to anything you want, simultaneously to Facebook's "status"; upon launching this "game", it'll alerts your entire friend list. Fully abusive. Blogs replaced with groups and their "announcements".
To distinct people that are using Steam as Steambook is quite easy: Their "steam rating" equivalent to be 0-1, whilst normal users has rating of 8-10. However, some individuals delude themselves and "pretending" to play game via "steam in-game layout" while game just running on a background; increasing your rating. Thus, for people to not condemn them in Steambooking.
Steam conversation example:
17:42 - Steam user: Wanna play tf2?
17:42 - Steambook user: Sure, give me a sec
Steam user is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
17:55 - Steam user: Are you coming?
Steambook user is now Away.
18:00 - Steambook user: So where we left? Sorry, just some normal steam user wanted to play with me; got on my nerve. I'll be "away" for now.
18:02 - Steambook user #2: So, how's life and family? Brother still bullying you?
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.