Steamcock

The act of a gay male running outdoors in the winter in the middle of sexual intercourse, exposing the erect penis to the elements long enough to achieve a colder temperature and running back at which point he inserts his cold erect penis into his male counterpart . As the penis steams during the cold weather exposure the acts is referred to as the "steamcock".

Wayne's favorite was when Mario would run outside in the snow in the middle of sex to comeback in to give him a cold hard steamcock.

by Tommy Hollfiller April 14, 2017

steamcake

taking a dump in a public urinal

"dude, i just steamcaked that place."
"this urinal looks good, time for a little steamcake."
"one steamcake, coming right up."

by b-rad! September 6, 2011

secret steakpocket

For most men, this is the front of their underwear, right alongside their junk, which is most accessible when quickly shoplifting a steak.

I watched him grab the meaty, high-end filet mignon and speedily squirrel it away into his secret steakpocket where most folks were unlikely to notice its otherwise obvious, almost obscene bulge.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 30, 2019

Ubisoft goes Steamworks bye bye, always on DRM.

A short phrase spammed on Reddit about 7 years ago by some guy named yayvideogames.

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by verb8m August 6, 2018

slamcock

So inconsequential it is below even whipdick.

Didn't we do something amazingly slamcock like use an ethernet USB adapter at one point?

by captainkirk August 19, 2004

Cock Stormcock

A term used in naming Ulfric Stormcloak's penis.,and is the cause of many female(or homosexual) Skyrimmers joining the Stormcocks-I mean,Stormcloaks.
I believe it originated in the Skyrim kink meme,brought up by anon.
(all examples are used courtesy of Skyrim kink meme)

'Ulfric's cock has its own surname-Cock Stormcock.'
'Make it quick;Ulfric's cock is very busy.'
'The Thalmor consider Ulfric’s cock an asset, but they haven’t been in touch with it in a while.'
'Ulfric's cock is so glorious that whenever he comes his cock shouts FUS RO DAH!'

by Anita Sidomn April 11, 2012

slamcock

Origin: A whipdick Cable TV hardware company selling "slam locks" with such a pathetic booth at a trade show that slamcock was born from necessity and opportunity.

I knew this place was slamcock, but 25 minutes to get a beer because they had to tap the key is ridiculous.

by Chip August 19, 2004