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Stream Pile 

a conceptual or not conceptual pile of songs thats only streamable and not purchasable physically.
Mainly used like a never ending project.
Igwe Aka just dropped a Stream Pile Called "Vicky Free Summer."
Stream Pile by igwe aka May 22, 2017

Steampiped 

The act of vaping then giving your significant other a blowjob, blowing the smoker into the urethra and letting the smoke come out making it look like a steam pipe on a train.
"Yo Stacy steampiped me."
Steampiped by novahyper34 August 31, 2020

steampiped 

When a couple is having sex in a sauna, both dressed in railroad conductor outfits, the woman doggy-style position, and the man doing her from behind. Then, right when the male partner is about to explode with jizz, he takes it out of the ass or vagina and points his penis up in the air and says "All Aboard!!" This is supposed to represent a steampipe from a train.
Last night Fred went to the local sauna with his wife and repeatedly steampiped her like a true train conductor.
steampiped by Zucchini January 16, 2008

Dutch Steampipe 

The act of two friends bonding by inserting opposite ends of one common hose into two individual buttholes, farts are then passed back and forth from person to person via the hose.
My friend and I did a Dutch Steampipe last night and weve never been closer.
Dutch Steampipe by Redwrinkle May 16, 2018

Steampie 

steampie

noun | steam·pie | \ˈstēm-ˌˈpī\

Definition of STEAMPIE

a : the result of someone receiving ejaculate during anal intercourse, then proceeding to defecate on the chest of another individual(s).

b : the act of defecating onto the chest of another after having been anally injected with ejaculate.
c : a depraved act
d : a depraved individual

Variations

-steampie \ˈpī\ noun
-steampied \ˈpīd\ verb
-steampieing \ transitive verb
-steampier \ noun
-Steampier \ proper noun

Uses

Figuratively used to describe a person or action that is morally and ethically corrupt.

Literal use considered uncommon, however it is suspected to have occurred during Trumponomics board meetings.

Origins

First known use early 21st century. A concatenation of creampie and Stanley Steamer; first used to describe the actions of a United States politician made toward its constituents and the world population.

While a creampie is can result in life and be enjoyable for some, and according to John Trian, the Stanley Steamer is "Usually, performed as a ritual to celebrate the miracles of poop.", contextual use of steampie is never positive, nor is it ever warranted or wanted.
Example 1:

The Donald steampied Steve Bannon all over the American people, leaving a brown stain of regret and remorse throughout the land.

Example 2:

The man who stole the 2016 Presidential Election is a repulsive steampie.

Example 3:

"Why the sad face, Jane?" Joe asked with serious concern.

With shame in her eyes, her stare stooped unwavering to her feet, she replied "We've been steampied by the Steampier. I didn't know what steampieing was until it was too late, and the stench of greed was all around me. We are forever unclean, Joe! Forever unclean!"
She fell to the ground sobbing, disgusted and humiliated, knowing some things cannot be undone.
Steampie by Ubius February 4, 2017

Steampie 

The act of giving a girl a creampie, then sticking a lighter in her pussy and turning it on, turning the cum into a steam.
“I tried to give a hooker a steampie but she called the police.”
Steampie by Cumberton November 4, 2020
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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