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steam pile

created when a dump is taken in cool weather
when the plumbing was out during thanksgiving i was forced to make a steam pile in the back yard
by captain steamer November 30, 2013
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Stream Pile

a conceptual or not conceptual pile of songs thats only streamable and not purchasable physically.
Mainly used like a never ending project.
Igwe Aka just dropped a Stream Pile Called "Vicky Free Summer."
by igwe aka May 22, 2017
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Steampiped

The act of vaping then giving your significant other a blowjob, blowing the smoker into the urethra and letting the smoke come out making it look like a steam pipe on a train.
"Yo Stacy steampiped me."
by novahyper34 August 31, 2020
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steampiped

When a couple is having sex in a sauna, both dressed in railroad conductor outfits, the woman doggy-style position, and the man doing her from behind. Then, right when the male partner is about to explode with jizz, he takes it out of the ass or vagina and points his penis up in the air and says "All Aboard!!" This is supposed to represent a steampipe from a train.
Last night Fred went to the local sauna with his wife and repeatedly steampiped her like a true train conductor.
by Zucchini January 16, 2008
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Dutch Steampipe

The act of two friends bonding by inserting opposite ends of one common hose into two individual buttholes, farts are then passed back and forth from person to person via the hose.
My friend and I did a Dutch Steampipe last night and weve never been closer.
by Redwrinkle May 16, 2018
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Steampie

steampie

noun | steam·pie | \ˈstēm-ˌˈpī\

Definition of STEAMPIE

a : the result of someone receiving ejaculate during anal intercourse, then proceeding to defecate on the chest of another individual(s).

b : the act of defecating onto the chest of another after having been anally injected with ejaculate.
c : a depraved act
d : a depraved individual

Variations

-steampie \ˈpī\ noun
-steampied \ˈpīd\ verb
-steampieing \ transitive verb
-steampier \ noun
-Steampier \ proper noun

Uses

Figuratively used to describe a person or action that is morally and ethically corrupt.

Literal use considered uncommon, however it is suspected to have occurred during Trumponomics board meetings.

Origins

First known use early 21st century. A concatenation of creampie and Stanley Steamer; first used to describe the actions of a United States politician made toward its constituents and the world population.

While a creampie is can result in life and be enjoyable for some, and according to John Trian, the Stanley Steamer is "Usually, performed as a ritual to celebrate the miracles of poop.", contextual use of steampie is never positive, nor is it ever warranted or wanted.
Example 1:

The Donald steampied Steve Bannon all over the American people, leaving a brown stain of regret and remorse throughout the land.

Example 2:

The man who stole the 2016 Presidential Election is a repulsive steampie.

Example 3:

"Why the sad face, Jane?" Joe asked with serious concern.

With shame in her eyes, her stare stooped unwavering to her feet, she replied "We've been steampied by the Steampier. I didn't know what steampieing was until it was too late, and the stench of greed was all around me. We are forever unclean, Joe! Forever unclean!"
She fell to the ground sobbing, disgusted and humiliated, knowing some things cannot be undone.
by Ubius February 4, 2017
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Steampie

The act of giving a girl a creampie, then sticking a lighter in her pussy and turning it on, turning the cum into a steam.
“I tried to give a hooker a steampie but she called the police.”
by Cumberton November 4, 2020
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