steam cream
steam cream by pickle November 8, 2004
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The art of getting a nice steam massage (preferably in Southeast Asia), then allowing the woman performing the massage to "massage" a certain part of the male anatomy until the cream comes. Can be done male to male, but that's just wrong. A woman massaging the woman is OK, it's just a different kind of cream. That is more related to a clam bake.
Fred: Boy, was that a great trip to Vietnam.
Bill: How so?
Fred: Over there, you can get a steam and cream for only $1. That costs less than a happy meal.
Bill: Sign me up...!
Bill: How so?
Fred: Over there, you can get a steam and cream for only $1. That costs less than a happy meal.
Bill: Sign me up...!
steam and cream by V J January 5, 2006
Cream 'n' Steam
When a female is flirtatious toward a male all night, such as at a bar, and takes him back to her place, only to reject the man, not having sex with him. The man should then pretend to fall asleep with the woman, waiting until she is totally unconcious. After she is incapacitated, the male should then procede to jack off on her face (Bukkake style), take a huge dump on her bathroom floor, and steal all the beer or other beverages out of her fridge- Then Bail. The woman would wake up to one hell of a scene, probably a dry and crusty one.
"Hey Nathan, This bitch cock-teased me all night the other day, took me back to hers, then rejected me!"
"Damn, so, what d'ya do about it?"
"I gave her the old Cream 'n' Steam."
*High fives*
"Damn, so, what d'ya do about it?"
"I gave her the old Cream 'n' Steam."
*High fives*
Cream 'n' Steam by THE SWANBOY July 5, 2009
STEAM DREAM BEAM CREAM
Endorphous occasionally answers his mobi pho with this phrase. It's true meaning is not known, however the term was coined around the same time as "a nailed christ hand" & "on claw towel gin".
STEAM DREAM BEAM CREAM by Cwips February 15, 2004
super kinky triple penatrating steam boat aviating cream pie
when a girl has a penis in her mouth, vagina and ass wile giving a blow job to a man on the toilet wile the man in the girls butt puts his penis in the girls ass like a hot dog bun wile a man squrits the girls vagina from a 2 foot distance that is illeagal in 30 states
also know as six guys, one girl, and a toilet.
super kinky triple penatrating steam boat aviating cream pie
super kinky triple penatrating steam boat aviating cream pie
super kinky triple penatrating steam boat aviating cream pie by nipwhale69 November 4, 2011
cream n steam
cream n steam by Pony tank 69 July 14, 2019
Steamy Cream Pie
A variation on the traditional cream pie but performed out side on a cold day, or in a walk in cooler at your favorite family eating establishment. The seamen has to be clearly observed as steamin' when she pushes it out of her vagina.
It was in the freezer at TGIF that James saw his first steamy cream pie, but he could hardly look at it because of the grotesque appearance of her rotten meat mound.
Steamy Cream Pie by imwildyourmild March 9, 2009