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An acronym for the phrase "Suck this dick, motherfucker."
"Clean your room."
"STDMF."
stdmf by nancadelic March 29, 2010
Words you can keep
The art of masturbating while high on stimulants.
Damn my chest hearts...but that was the best stimfap I've ever had!
stimfap by That..one..dude... October 6, 2020
Related Words
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Suck My Dick Motha Fucka!

A common abbreviation in MMO's. Usually stated before someone gets shot.
*Team A Guy Captures The Flag*
Team B Guy: "SMDMF!"
*Team A Guy Gets Killed
SMDMF by Technical V Man January 12, 2009

stamford, ct

Good ol' Stamford
Need a break from the 99% white towns like new canaan and greenwitch then go chill in downtown stamford. but since the fairly small city with very low crime rate is half urban and half suburban you can always drive to north stamford to see the big houses and forrest that lines the roads. Stamford has a good night life Great resturants and w/ new clubs like the thirsty turtle along with 24 hour diners you never have to go home. We have a decent mall and amazing target. Public schools do suck but we produce some badass baskeball and basketball players. Overall its a great diverse city in fairfield county
Someone gets the crap beat out of them friday night outside the downtown mcdonalds
At the same time the preppy kids are in north stamford getting drunk and the badass ones are hitting mailboxes with their baseball bats that they will also use the next day to hit homeruns
stamford, ct by stamford22 April 21, 2005
SDMF is a the creation of Black Label Society--a band led by Ozzy Ozborne's guitarist Zakk Wylde. SDMF is a unique hybrid of shared ideals and fan club. The actual acronym is most commonly read out as either "Society Dwelling Mother Fucker" or "Strength Determination Merciless Forever"
I am a SDMF, and do not wear pink polo shirts with the collars up.
sdmf by Yoder March 30, 2005

Stamford American international school 

Full of stupid idiots who think they are cool like shut up
Those dumbasses go to Stamford American international school
Abbreviation for "Stay Thirsty My Friends." This tagline is added at the end of every commercial in an advertising campaign by Dos Equis beer. The campaign features "the most interesting man in the world." Played by actor Jonathan Goldsmith, and narrated by Will Lyman, the commercials tell of the exploits and personality of the main character. The claims attributed to this man are funny because they are so ridiculously exaggerated. They play like a Chuck Norris joke, only with more charm. Fans of the campaign have begun making up their own legends about the man, tagging them with STMF.
His mother has a tattoo that reads, "Son." STMF.

He doesn't swim with sharks, sharks swim with him. STMF.
STMF by T-Smizz April 28, 2010
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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