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The art of masturbating while high on stimulants.
Damn my chest hearts...but that was the best stimfap I've ever had!
stimfap by That..one..dude... October 6, 2020
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stdmf • sdmf • stamford • Stamford, CT • smdmf • stbmfe • stemfie • stimfuck • sgdmf • Sldmf
Suck My Dick Motha Fucka!

A common abbreviation in MMO's. Usually stated before someone gets shot.
*Team A Guy Captures The Flag*
Team B Guy: "SMDMF!"
*Team A Guy Gets Killed
SMDMF by Technical V Man January 12, 2009

stamford, ct

Good ol' Stamford
Need a break from the 99% white towns like new canaan and greenwitch then go chill in downtown stamford. but since the fairly small city with very low crime rate is half urban and half suburban you can always drive to north stamford to see the big houses and forrest that lines the roads. Stamford has a good night life Great resturants and w/ new clubs like the thirsty turtle along with 24 hour diners you never have to go home. We have a decent mall and amazing target. Public schools do suck but we produce some badass baskeball and basketball players. Overall its a great diverse city in fairfield county
Someone gets the crap beat out of them friday night outside the downtown mcdonalds
At the same time the preppy kids are in north stamford getting drunk and the badass ones are hitting mailboxes with their baseball bats that they will also use the next day to hit homeruns
stamford, ct by stamford22 April 21, 2005
SDMF is a the creation of Black Label Society--a band led by Ozzy Ozborne's guitarist Zakk Wylde. SDMF is a unique hybrid of shared ideals and fan club. The actual acronym is most commonly read out as either "Society Dwelling Mother Fucker" or "Strength Determination Merciless Forever"
I am a SDMF, and do not wear pink polo shirts with the collars up.
sdmf by Yoder March 30, 2005

Stamford American international school 

Full of stupid idiots who think they are cool like shut up
Those dumbasses go to Stamford American international school
Abbreviation for "Stay Thirsty My Friends." This tagline is added at the end of every commercial in an advertising campaign by Dos Equis beer. The campaign features "the most interesting man in the world." Played by actor Jonathan Goldsmith, and narrated by Will Lyman, the commercials tell of the exploits and personality of the main character. The claims attributed to this man are funny because they are so ridiculously exaggerated. They play like a Chuck Norris joke, only with more charm. Fans of the campaign have begun making up their own legends about the man, tagging them with STMF.
His mother has a tattoo that reads, "Son." STMF.

He doesn't swim with sharks, sharks swim with him. STMF.
STMF by T-Smizz April 28, 2010
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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