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Slumflower

A person of inspiration who is proud of their long saggy tits. These are indeed something to be celebrated and revered. Boob jobs are bad
I really love that slumflower
Slumflower by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
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Sldmf • sdmf • slamfire • SLAMF • Slumfest • smdmf • sgdmf • Slamfaced • Slamfag • slamfest

a;sldkfj 

What happens when you don't know what to write and just run your fingers on the keyboard.
I was so bored I typed a;sldkfj;alskdjfa;lskdjf;alsdkfj into google.
a;sldkfj by A_BORED_STUDENT February 23, 2017

a;sldkfjgh 

what you type into google when your on the computer and don't know what to do
hmmm....im bored *goes on google* a;sldkfjgh
a;sldkfjgh by bcj143 November 26, 2013
The state of being so intoxicated, your face always looks as if it was just slammed against the wall.
Bro #1: Dude, look at Nathan over there on the sofa. He's just surrounded by Pabst tall boys.

Bro #2: He's so slamfaced.
Slamfaced by Morgnt February 4, 2013

qzp.wxo,ecimrvuntby'a;sldkfjgh 

The final boss. The most secretive word in existence. Someone who finds this on their own has achieved ultimate power. For you are the chosen one. God speed.
"how has it only been 20 minutes? I'm just going to type qzp.wxo,ecimrvuntby'a;sldkfjgh."

slamfuck 

Wild and vigorous sex done with the intention of putting the other person through the wall. The wall may be literal or metaphorical. The point is to fuck the person hard, deep, and with quick, almost violent strokes. Despite the nature, the slamfuck is usually done with good intentions.
What a freak! Don't go in for that nice and gentle shit. She likes a good, hard slamfucking.
slamfuck by D.S.Machina October 25, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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