The act of jerking it late at night while on crack and then suddenly needing to shit but when you stand up you shit all over your bed and make a really loud sound. This sound then wakes up your mother who then walks into your room to see you with a crack pipe, half naked, wearing a Gastapo uniform. Shit is still all over your bed so your mother screams and runs out of the room while you sit in the corner of your room with shitty butt cheeks and a bed cover in poop.
picture this: you came home from a night out and pulled no bitches, so you come home and decide to wank it out. you pop your stimulants, take off your pants, lube up, and prop your phone up on the sink and scroll porn reels while violently masturbating. you leak blood, but its ok because you are ascending the jerkmate ladder. then, you climax EVERYWHERE. cum covers every wall, every pixel of porcelaine, and you are DRIPPING in cum. you then reach a post nut clarity that is would make any god shudder. THIS is stimfapmaxxing
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."