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stimfap by That..one..dude... October 6, 2020
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Stimfapping
The act of jerking it late at night while on crack and then suddenly needing to shit but when you stand up you shit all over your bed and make a really loud sound. This sound then wakes up your mother who then walks into your room to see you with a crack pipe, half naked, wearing a Gastapo uniform. Shit is still all over your bed so your mother screams and runs out of the room while you sit in the corner of your room with shitty butt cheeks and a bed cover in poop.
Stimfapping by Franticballhandler7 April 14, 2026
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Stimfapmaxxing
picture this: you came home from a night out and pulled no bitches, so you come home and decide to wank it out. you pop your stimulants, take off your pants, lube up, and prop your phone up on the sink and scroll porn reels while violently masturbating. you leak blood, but its ok because you are ascending the jerkmate ladder. then, you climax EVERYWHERE. cum covers every wall, every pixel of porcelaine, and you are DRIPPING in cum. you then reach a post nut clarity that is would make any god shudder. THIS is stimfapmaxxing
Stimfapmaxxing by Gunesquad June 9, 2026
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