stayvocation

When you work out of your house. Preferably in your pajamas most of the day.

Corona has the plant shut down. Now I have a stayvocation and I never get up before noon! Bonus!

by MacgalSC April 14, 2020

Relation Staycation

When you are so pissed at your significant other that you do everything you can to ignore them for a week or longer, but you are too damn lazy to leave or move out. (It's like a twenty four hour ice, but longer.)

After working all damn day and doing the dishes after dinner, my lazy-ass old woman bitched at me for not cleaning the fucking spoon rest. So I took a week long relation staycation. I fucking hate moving.

by CXR February 16, 2015

staycation

A vacation that is spent at one's home enjoying all that home and one's home environs have to offer.

Even though I live and work in New York, I don't always get to enjoy all it has to offer, what with my work commitments, but I sure did have an awesome time here during my spring staycation.

by SVS September 14, 2008

Staycation

A reprieve from daily activities of work and chores; taking personal time for more important pieces of life... such as anal sex, the rusty trombone, and rewarding your significant other for getting you flowers with ridiculous sexual favors.

Thanks for sending those flowers to work to show people I am loved, lets take a staycation so you can tear my ass apart.

This Friday was my last day of work before my staycation, so I stopped by Walgreen's to buy a 12 pack of personal lubricant.

by JRockdown June 30, 2011

staycation

When the boss goes on vacation, or for some other reason is out of the office and the employees that stay behind get a vacation from petty micro-managing.

Work should be pretty relaxed tomorrow with Bob away at that training. It should be a nice staycation!

by candyland1234 September 27, 2012

staycation

A vacation spent close to home.

With the price of gas soaring, a staycation is what most Americans will experience during the summer of 2008.

by BeachSaint May 24, 2008

permanent staycation

1. unemployment.
2. retirement

Man 1: What's up? Ain't seen you around the plant much lately.
Man 2: And you won't either. I've undergone a lifestyle upgrade. My dial set to chill and froze in that position. I'm ridin' the stationary wave of a permanent staycation.
Man 2's wife (under her breath): Uh huh. Only wave that fool's likely to ride is when I wave his lazy, unemployed ass goodbye.

by Pbaddy October 13, 2009