Statutory

Cool, tight, awesome, baller, sweet. Can be shortened to “statch”. Super statch.

Oh man that’s statutory bro! That’s super statch!

by Bosanova December 21, 2020

Statutory

When a 17 year old said yes ....

Statutory rape will get you 5 to 10 in the pen

by Zombiesafterme August 17, 2018

statutory apeshit

statutory ape + apeshit

1) A primal rage induced by the insanity of bureaucratic procedures, social-political injustice, or "legalized" oppression.

2) A collapse of an institution to total anarchy; A failure to bring/maintain any control or order.

1) After spending all week at the licensing offices just to get a permit to apply for a license to grant permission to let my son cut my lawn, I'm ready to go statutory apeshit!

2) When they lost the procedural manuals, the company went statutory apeshit and then went out of business.

by Man-Machine June 25, 2008

statutory rape

n. the legal concept that someone 18 or older having sex with someone younger than 18 is committing a felony. Members of NAMBLA advocate committing this with young boys, apparently. Even less than 100 years ago, it was common for men to marry teen girls as young as 13. I guess all those men committed statutory rape.

John is 18 and Jane is 17, and John was arrested and put in jail and now is a convicted felon even though Jane married him on her 18th birthday. What a crazy country we live in.

by fizzle April 5, 2004

Statutory Rap

R. Kelly's genre of music

R. Kelly is a Statutory Rap music artist.

by Nathan June 23, 2003

statutory rape

The act of fucking someone who is under 18 (When your 18+) - quite ILLEGAL and common in USA. Quite LEGAL and common in Japan.

Need I say more?........................

by RANDOM DUDE November 22, 2004

Statutory Rape

When the government treats teenagers like children by punishing anyone over the age of 18 who has sex with someone under 18

He was 18. She was 17. They had sex. He went to prison for statutory rape. They got back together when he was released a year later.

by Rasnodar December 8, 2010