status rap

The act of utilizing one's personal status update on Facebook, Twitter, Myspace etc. to start or continue a rap session. When such an act is performed depending on the skill of the rapper) others are encouraged to continue to rap by either writing their own response rap or continue the lyrics of the rap which has been put into play. At times, status raps can become actual rap battles.

Today, Loftninja continued his status rap from yesterday by adding four new verses and it was ill!

status rap by whalewail July 6, 2009

Status Rapist  

A person who, on facebook incessently comments people's status', even if they don't know said person.
Also applies to people who constantly update their status.

Rosie has been commenting everyone's status',what a Status Rapist!
Or
Sian has updated her status 10 times in the past hour. She is such a Status Rapist .

Status Rapist by rplover1223 April 8, 2009

Facebook Status Rape 

The act of completely spamming a status, video and/or picture with comment so long that the observer must scroll multiple times, or take various minutes to comprehend the amount of rape. Also constitutes conversations between two or more people with an inadvertent spam.

dude, my friend Peter's status has over 100 comments, and his status was Peter is bored. He just got facebook status raped

Facebook Status Rape by Haskoo February 10, 2009

Status Rape 

verb
1)The act of quickly adding obnoxious and stupid comments on someones facebook status that quickly ruins the creativity and humor or the status.

(People who status rape often do so to pathetically gain the attention of the person posting the status)

Person 1: Hey did u see that status that Natalia put up earlier?

Person 2: Yea Jesse already status raped the shit out of her

Status Rape by T_Adam November 1, 2010

Status Rape 

When you forget to sign out of Facebook and your friend updates your status with something completely outrageous.

*Frank gets on Tommy's Facebook*
Tommy's new status-Tommy is gonna be a daddy!!
Seconds later 50 people comment and status rape has occurred.

Status Rape by SickFuck12345 January 25, 2010

Status Rape 

When a person with power forces someone less, for example, in a job, to have sex, or do sexual acts, and the person without power is unable to say no due to the idea that they may lose their job.

Did you know that the girl who played Dorthy in the wizard of Oz was Status Raped?
She was threatened by some of her producers to 'Have sex' or she would be threatened and fired!

Status Rape by Nzpowa March 27, 2018

Status Rape 

On Facebook, when one person's status becomes an entire conversation, often bitching about a certain assignment.

Person A sets status: Person A does not know how to write 10 pages on Book A.

Person B:yeah I haven't started that yet. oh well.
C: Me neither! fuck it, that bitch can die!
D: lol. do we need to do such and such
E: yes, such and such is required or else she will but rape you.
C: FUCK I didn't realize such and such was required!
F: I finished :D
A/B/C/D/E: FUCK YOU

Hence, status rape.

Status Rape by matteo123 January 13, 2009