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Someone who posts on your facebook status usually without having any vested interest in the status, someone who comments but their comment adds nothing, or someone who comments on your status when the status was not targeted toward them,
STATUS: I'm going to the mall today with my buds looking to buy some new golf clubs...
Alissa:I llovveee the mall!!1
(Alissa is being a status crapper)
by AWCornball June 15, 2010
Happy St. Patties Day!