When someone takes a shit in the toilet and it sticks
to the bowl and still is not removed after flushing, therefore
appearing permanent like a tattoo. Shit + tattoo equals shattoo.
Person 1: "Yo hold it dawg let me take a dump"
Person 2: "Okay man"
Person 1: "Ahhnasty dude I can't go in there someone made a
shattoo"
Person 2: "Sorry"
A permanent brown ring around one's asshole gradually developed from lack of proper hygiene after taking shits.
The best way to prevent the acquisition of a shattoo is to use a bidet regularly - toilet paper alone will only rub the shit pigments into the skin surrounding the anus.
Shatoot is very similar to the term Shart, however it is comprised primarily of gas as opposed to fecal matter.
Jenifer:Dude, I heard Lydia shatooting today.
Holly: What the fuck is shatoot?
Jenifer: It's like sharting with a little less shit and a little more toot.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.