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A person from the United States of America. The word 'American' could apply to a Canadian or an Argentine person. So 'Statian' must apply.
Stinky is a fuckwitted Statian.
Statian by Stinky's lover October 18, 2008
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PKA stats 

Synthesized information for the purpose of making a point or furthering an argument.
Matt: No way 1 out of 10 cops kills an innocent man every day.
Jordie: Fine, those were just pka stats. They really are evil though.

statazit 

Refered to in italian as telling someone to shut up or stop talking.
"STATAZIT! people I'm trying to concentrate."
statazit by FallOutBoyLK14 July 4, 2005

United Statian 

A United Statian (or simply Statian) is a person from the United States of America, since the term American refers to any person in the western hemisphere.

As the example above points out, if there was a country in Africa called "United States of Africa" then anyone from Africa would be an African not just people from that country.

Here is also another example; people from the United Arab Emirates are called "Emiratis" why aren't they called "Arabs" if they have the term Arab in their name? simply, because it overlaps with the other Arabs, in the same way the term American only to refer to US citizens overlaps with all the other Americans.
The United Statian (State-ian) government has declared war on Iraq.

Statians are among the friendliest people in the world.
United Statian by Corregidor June 17, 2008

Stataphobia 

An abnormal fear of research design and statistics—prevents publication, tenure, and scientific recognition. The word was originally coined by Prof. Ron Laporte of University of Pittsburgh and popularized by the "Supercourse" of Epidemiology team.
Stataphobia is probably a major cause of low output of scientific publications from developing countries.
Stataphobia by KII April 8, 2013

Stathamesque 

When you do something completely bad-ass it defies the laws of physics and will cause peoples minds to explode and their eyes to melt. Comes from the name Jason Statham a British action movie star who's as hardcore in real life as the characters in his movies.
Guy #1: Dude! Jumping off that bridge while stabbing that ninja, and then saving that baby from those rabid lions by beating them with your bare hands was so bad-ass I lost control of my bowels.

Guy #2: Yea it was one Stathamesque style move wasn't It?
Stathamesque by BINDSOR January 21, 2011