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Statistacist

Someone whose prejudices are based on statistically significant categorizations of people based on certain characteristics. Statistacists are often mistaken for racists due to modern culture's ignorance of the fact that racism means the belief that one race is superior or interior to another based on it's genetic makeup.
He's not racist, he's a statistacist!
Statistacist by Ausome Austin July 18, 2019
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Statistacist

Someone whose prejudices are based on statistically significant categorizations of people based on certain characteristics. Statistacists are often mistaken for racists due to modern culture's ignorance of the fact that racism means the belief that one race is superior or interior to another based on it's genetic makeup.
The statistacist's predilection was factually correct.
Statistacist by Ausome Austin July 18, 2019
Related Words

statistacs 

what a person feels as an answer/s or practice of analyzing and recording your feelings for accurate answers
Jimmy told Watter he was dumb, so Watter told Jimmy"Check the statistacs, mans average".
statistacs by booooootLAGGGE September 26, 2019

Statisticise 

to turn into a statistic, often untrue.
That is not a fact it was statisticised by the liberal media.
Statisticise by kdcarr November 29, 2013

statisticist 

Statist is a statistician, or statisticist when compared to a strategist/strategian.
statisticist by Master of beargreen December 25, 2023
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026