Me: told you Boise would beat your asses

Virginia Tech fan: so what, statistics show blah blah blah (useless info)

Me: YOU STILL LOST

months later..

Me: Stanford will clobber you

same fan: we have the best offense in the acc we'll win

days later...

Me: told you so

same fan: well statistics show.....

Me: jesus christ

Virginia Tech fan: so what, statistics show blah blah blah (useless info)

Me: YOU STILL LOST

months later..

Me: Stanford will clobber you

same fan: we have the best offense in the acc we'll win

days later...

Me: told you so

same fan: well statistics show.....

Me: jesus christ

by 87fan May 26, 2011

statistics is a branch of science which deals with data collection,presentstion,analysis, and drawing conclusion for any problem under study.

by farooqi July 29, 2006

Statistics is like saying: There is 30% chance it will rain, 70% chance it will not rain, but I am not certain if its going to rain.

by allegro_perth April 23, 2011

by Clinker June 16, 2008

The mathamatical study of the distribution of data on any subject to prove any point you're trying to make, when whining about it doesn't work.

by jt July 14, 2003

The study of percentages, bars, graphs, and charts, all in an attempt to make some sort of logical conclusion out of a bunch of numbers so that even more percentages, bars, graphs, and charts can be made.

by AYB July 29, 2003