StarWars kid 

An annoying person that includes star wars references anytime they get a chance to or they talk trash about every other show the they don’t like and say star wars is better without any reasoning.

Look it’s a StarWars kid and nobody likes him

StarWars kid by DarthQuacker6 May 2, 2022

Star Wars Kid 

An adolecent overweight canadian kid who one day grabbed a golf-ball retriever and utilized his schoosl camera to record himmself fighting an imaginary lightsaber battle in which he stumbles repeatedly (due to an obvious lack of coordination)and created his own sound effects. He accidently left the video and some friends of his found it and ( supposedly using kazaa) uploaded to the web for millions to see. Soon after being seen on the web several other versions were made with digitally added graphics and sound. Among these are "Star Wars Kid: Reloaded" ( Matrix Reloaded trailer parody" and an a version in which the boy is given Star Wars sound effects and the golf ball retriever is made into a double bladed light saber.

After while the kid found out and was supposedly so afflicted by the mockery (imagine the shit he got at school) that he had to be admited to some ward or hospital and his mother attempted to sue ( who I am not sure, probably the friends) Some people who enjoy the video have actauly got some money together and are sending it to him, they bought him an IPOD. As for the Episode 3 thing, I havent been able to confirm that rumor... we will see soon enough any ways.

"Who the hell is that ?"
"That's the Star Wars Kid"

Star Wars Kid by Red October December 23, 2004

Star Wars Kid 

The last force sensitive boy, born into a generation of slackers and unbelievers. If you want to experience the legend go to jedimaster.net

Star Wars Kid says,"Size matters not."

Star Wars Kid by Ilitorat & brazen July 8, 2003

Star Wars Kid 

A poor and rather unfortunate overweight boy, who self massacred himself by filming a rather unpleasant set of physical actions.

Doesn't Jordan look like the Star Wars Kid??

Star Wars Kid by Bradley the Explorer January 28, 2004

Star Wars Kid 

An overweight Star Wars fan from Quebec. He taped himself pretending to fight a lightsaber battle (every time I try to see it I'm redirected grrr) which is supposed to be so bad it's funny. Some of his "friends" uploaded the video to the net. Soon 5 million people saw him. Oh dear.

Well, I may be embarrassed but I'm totally famous.

Star Wars Kid by Newbia April 26, 2004

Star Wars Kid 

an awesome kid. <33

i wanna be like the star wars kid. hes making all this money and might be in episode 3.

Star Wars Kid by i hart the swk September 2, 2003