starvished 

A crossover between starved and famished. Used to define intense hunger or horniness to the point of pain in a non-survival situation. Also good for annoying parents.

Albert: Oh my god im ***king starvished
John: why?
Albert:I was busy my banging my girlfriend all day
John: Dude she mush have been hella starvished ...
Albert: hell yea

starvished by WhiteCurse December 8, 2006

starfishery 

1.(adj.) Descriptive term used to say something is gay (homosexual)
2.(n.) Another word for yaoi or gay.
3.(v.) to be, or in the process of being, flamingly yaoi or gay (homosexual).

<@The_Apostle> you'd find me outside your window with one of your socks and a bottle of lotion, and probably not much else
<@The_Apostle> my eyes are bleeding
<@DoWnEr> you desrve those bleeding eyes for trying to put that image into my head
<@DoWnEr> thank god i got a firewall in my head to block all things starfishery

starfishery by AnonymousSon January 13, 2006

Starfished

When you leave your lover spread out all over the bed after you screwed thier brains out.

I blew that girl back out last night...left out with her spread starfished on the bed.

Starfished by Rsaint January 23, 2018

starfishery 

1.(n.) All things relating to, describing, or being gay.
2.(n.) Another word for yaoi.
3.(adj.) A descriptive term that describes homosexual people or objects.
4.(v.) to be, or in the process of being, flamingly yaoi or gay.

<@The_Apostle> you'd find me outside your window with one of your socks and a bottle of lotion, and probably not much else
<@The_Apostle> so wrong'
<@The_Apostle> my eyes are bleeding
<@The_Apostle> I so regret even thinking that
<@The_Apostle> argh
<@DoWnEr> you desrve those bleeding eyes for trying to put that image into my head
<@DoWnEr> thank god i got a firewall in my head to block all things starfishery

starfishery by SkiLLzKid1 July 23, 2008

Starfished

To respond to one with a noteworthy quote from Patrick Star, a prominent character in the popular TV show Spongebob. Typically the quote is illogical or absurd for the situation. The quoter may then say "Starfished" after the quote to reveal his/her intentions.

Mcdonald's Employee: *Answers Phone*
Customer: Hi is this Mcdonalds?
Employee: No this is Patrick. *Starfished*

Music Teacher: Does everyone have their instruments?
Student: Is Mayonnaise an instrument? *Starfished*

Kevin: Josh you look terrible, whats wrong man?
Josh: I can't see my forehead. *Starfished*

Captain of a Boat: These shores are those of the United states! First Mate! I said we we're supposed to travel East!
First Mate: East? I thought you said weast!

John: Are you squidward?
Jack : *Stares confusedly at John*
John: That's okay take your time. *Starfished*

Starfished by FlacidTurTur February 25, 2014

starmished 

A coined word combining starving and famished

I’m starmished! I didn’t eat all day yesterday

starmished by AfroqueenDee March 9, 2020

printing starfishes 

when someone sits their asshole onto a printer and makes copies.

Today at work I was printing starfishes would you like a copy.

printing starfishes by Rbomb04 November 14, 2014