starecrow 

a starecrow is a guy who stands on the edge of the dance floor and stares at girls in hopes of being approached by one. Starecrows resemble scarecrows by standing still and not dancing

"Maybe if Justin wasn't such a starecrow, he could actually dance with some girls"

starecrow by Lafferty Daniel April 18, 2010

scarecrow a bitch 

When you fuck the brains out of a bitch, and leave her brainless like the "scarecrow" from the Wizard of Oz.

I am about to scarecrow a bitch tonight

scarecrow a bitch by Obie16 November 4, 2010

Scarecrow-Hunting 

During the halloween season, practitioners of Darkour take joy in hunting, stealing, collecting and displaying a large variey of many stolen scarecrows. After the halloween season, shadeuxs may find use for them such as: burning them, hiding them in leafless trees or simply saving them for next year.

"I went scarecrow-hunting until 4am, collected 15 scarecrows!!"

Scarecrow-Hunting by Scarechich McPherson March 5, 2010

Over Roasted Turkey Scarecrow

The truly frightful appearance when someone is heavily over-tanned and their hair is bleached beyond all reason. It stems from a delusional belief that only excessively tanned skin and blonde hair is attractive.

Can also be abbreviated to Orts for stealthy deployment!

Did you see the state of Jo? She totally looks like an over roasted turkey scarecrow!

Hi Jo, got a bit of an Orts syndrome going on there?

Over Roasted Turkey Scarecrow by BlossomG April 3, 2013

starcrossed soulmates 

Two people that meet and sense a deep unexplainable connection with each other, but for some reason (physically or emotionally) they do not act upon it... But they will always feel a strong connection to one another... They are twin souls who are destined to be together... but just not in this lifetime...

They realized they were starcrossed soulmates and that they could not be together even though their hearts yearned for one another...but they took comfort in knowing that when their souls were ready, even if it was a thousand lifetimes away, they would eventually be reunited for eternity...

starcrossed soulmates by Mdawn76 June 4, 2017

Starecrown

God of staring contests, he is also the greatest singer and best character ever

"I have been craving this for a while, boyfriend.xml" - Starecrown

Starecrown by Omnipuppets June 3, 2021

Starrowed 

To steal/borrow something. i.e. To steal something from a friend or loved one and say you borrowed it.

Kari you starrowed my hoody again!!

Starrowed by Kaci Budge October 18, 2006