During the halloween season, practitioners of Darkour take joy in hunting, stealing, collecting and displaying a large variey of many stolen scarecrows. After the halloween season, shadeuxs may find use for them such as: burning them, hiding them in leafless trees or simply saving them for next year.

"I went scarecrow-hunting until 4am, collected 15 scarecrows!!"

Scarecrow-Hunting by Scarechich McPherson March 5, 2010

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Over Roasted Turkey Scarecrow

The truly frightful appearance when someone is heavily over-tanned and their hair is bleached beyond all reason. It stems from a delusional belief that only excessively tanned skin and blonde hair is attractive.

Can also be abbreviated to Orts for stealthy deployment!

Did you see the state of Jo? She totally looks like an over roasted turkey scarecrow!

Hi Jo, got a bit of an Orts syndrome going on there?

Over Roasted Turkey Scarecrow by BlossomG April 3, 2013

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The Scarecrow

This is when a guy is getting his dick sucked standing up and gets a finger up is ass he is cumming. This causing him to stand straight up like a stick is in his ass, with his arms out and a brainless look of uncertainty of whether or not it's ok to like what just happened.

Listen to this girl! Last night I stuck my finger up my man's ass, he stood up like The Scarecrow you see in every cornfield in Nebraska . The real funny part was he got all confused and embarrassed like he didn't like it. Girl, you know he did! He wasn't in Kansas anymore that's for sure!

The Scarecrow by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

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Niggerish Staredown

When a black guy stares someone down with a look of pure hatred on his face. This can often be seen performed by black athletes directed toward a referee that has just made a call against them. It is usually preceded by the "niggerish expression of disbelief," which is characterized by a tell tale throwing up of the hands and furrowing of the brow in an extremely confused and angry look, accompanied by the phrase "WHAT THE FUCK?" and, in extreme cases, followed by the athlete purposely falling over backwards and laying on his back dramatically for a few seconds to emphasize the point that he "don't know why the fuck that nigga flagged me son."

Yo, did you see that crucial niggerish staredown Plaxico Burress gave Eli Manning after he was wide open and the pass went to Shockey instead of him?

Niggerish Staredown by j shap December 28, 2005

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