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star fucking hipsters

Hipsters who like to get high on hard drugs and "fuck with the stars".
"I'll move to Paris, shoot some heroin, and fuck with the stars." - Time to Pretend by MGMT

Man, those star fucking hipsters really know how to party!

Starbucking 

The act of Starbucking refers to the mass global-organising of certain shops or products appearing everywhere in daily life. For example, Local pubs in England have followed almost the same trend due to the Government changing their appearence and interiors, making them identical to other pubs.
*5 friends enter a pub after coming from another pub*

Oliver: "I'm feeling Deja-vu"
Peter: "This looks exactly the same as the last one!"
Steven: "What did I say? Starbucking, It's happening everywhere, Man!"

starbucking 

Yet another example of noun verbing, starbucking describes an action anciently known as "going out for coffee".
The verb probably originates from some shopping-mall in Seattle, but is now widely used around the world, in the most diverse places, though almost always by college educated twenty somethings who are always broke but don't mind paying fortunes for useful things like coffee and white mp3 players.
Starbucking: Like, when I was in Beijing, I so totally starbucked in the Forbidden City.
starbucking by Onigiri December 19, 2005

Starbucking 

The practice of airline customers who have only 5 minutes to make their flight on the other side of the airport, but yet still feel the need to stop at Starbucks (or another coffee counter) for a latte which results in either A) delaying a flight full of customers or B) the "Starbucker" yelling at the gate agent when he/she arrives at the gate and finds out his flight left 5 minutes ago.2
The idiot missed Flight 69 to Hawaii because he was starbucking. Came running up with that big latte and yelled at me because I let the plane depart without him.
Starbucking by EWR CNX January 11, 2010

starfucking 

Slightly raunchier synonym for namedropping.
If you want to indulge in starfucking with Washington insiders, Washington Wizards games are where it's at.
starfucking by ilk June 3, 2004

Starbucking 

The act of mumbling a name at Starbucks and seeing what they come up with on your cup. A Starbucks employee is trained to never get your name correctly, so Starbucking a great exercise for both the employee and the customer. PRO TIP: For an upgraded experience, incorporate a word that sounds like curse word or dirty word.
Jason got an Americano and today his Starbucking name was Merderfel. Yesterday it was Blumpkimp.

NOVICE VERSION Ex:
Employee, "Okay, and what is your name?"
Customer, "Merfluksjahgi"
Employee, "Merfolgi?"
Customer, "Yes."
Onlooking best friend, "Nice Starbucking, Mefolgi."
*High five*

PRO VERSION:
Employee, "And your name?"
Customer, "Mdhfstittyish"
Employee, "Madtitish?"
Customer, "Yes."
Onlooking best friend, "You worked in titty. That's a pro Starbucking."
*Super dope, rehearsed best friends hand shake*
Starbucking by pat_vann January 9, 2015