stanely steemer 

Piss in a coffee cup and shit in the filter of an expresso machine, brew the shit and froth the piss. Mix the two into a stately steemer and enjoy with your partner.

Honey, will you please brew up a stanely steemer please?

stanely steemer by Stewart Pendus January 14, 2024

stanely steemer 

Piss in a coffee cup and shit in the filter of an expresso machine, brew the shit and froth the piss. Mix the two into a stanely steemer and enjoy with your partner.

Honey, will you please brew up a stanely steemer please?

stanely steemer by Stewart Pendus January 14, 2024

stanley steemer 

When you shit on the carpet, and grind your partner's face into it.

You better clean up that dog shit before I give you a Stanley Steemer.

stanley steemer by Bradley3 October 29, 2004

Stanley Steemer 

Related to the Cleveland Steamer, the Stanley Steemer is when a male craps on his female lovers bush, then proceeds to sit down and rocks back and forth and "steam cleans" the carpet.

My girlfriends carpet needed cleaning, so I called up Stanley Steemer and he delivered!

Stanley Steemer by CaptainCarl April 7, 2008

stanely steamer 

Dump usually taken in the morning or mid-noon.

Hey guys, good morning, Be right back I gotta take a Stanely Steamer.

stanely steamer by Strong bah April 8, 2003

Stanley Steemer 

When you have sex with a girl on the floor doggy-style, pull out, pull her hair so she looks back, cum on her face, then rub it into the carpet. Named after the carpet cleaning company, Stanley Steemer.

I need to call Stanley Steemer today because I gave that girl from the bar a stanley steemer last night.

Stanley Steemer by wearafuckinghatontuesday November 4, 2011

Stanley Steemer 

Filling the office Vacuum Cleaner or Steam Cleaner with shit, as a result, putting loads of feces into the Office Carpets, making the Janitor's job worse.

Chad: I pulled a Stanley Steemer on the Janitor.
Mike: nice one dude

Stanley Steemer by OhioButtholeTicklingBandit January 18, 2023