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a man poops on a carpet and proceeds to vacuum his poop. then opens the vacuum bag and pours the vacuumed poop all over the women.
i need to shampoo my carpet after i laid that standly steamer on my wife last night.
by benji_d_mendoza December 04, 2010
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Aug 3 Word of the Day
Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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