standom

It's like fandom, but it has stans instead of fans.

In this standom we stan Rihanna.

standom by pbsies November 17, 2018

standom

Like fandoms, but with stans instead and infinitely more toxic, rabid and fatherless. Most commonly associated with Dream due to the sheer amount of doxxings, cancellings, death threats, and gore art among other weird shit.

any sensible person: How the fuck do you still like the community? It's basically the Undertale fandom times 20, a standom.
hive drone: cancelled + ratio'd + didn't ask, don't say anything else unless you want the hive mind to come after you!!!1!11!!!1!!

standom by ArialWasTaken December 27, 2021

Shit Standoff 

n. - The scenario where one, with no other options, enters a public restroom having to take an urgent shit, but discovers that one or more stalls is/are quietly occupied by other people with the same idea.

In an effort to be polite or keep from embarrassing themselves, no one in the restroom wants to be the first to squeeze out a loud, booming fart or firebomb a lunker into the water below for everyone to hear, so what ensues is a shit standoff.

Ned: "Dude, where were you?"

Larry: "I was in the bathroom. I would've been back 10 minutes ago but there was a wicked shit standoff in there."

Shit Standoff by SnacksCCM November 4, 2013

Canadian Standoff 

Occurs when two individuals cross paths and each politely suggests that the other may go first.

Man: Oh sorry
Woman: It's ok, go ahead
Man: After you.
Woman: I insist.
Man: Thank you.

A Canadian Standoff.

Canadian Standoff by adam12121212121212 March 20, 2010

standmaxxing 

Standmaxxing is the action of maximizing your charisma by always standing up to stay above the sitting down plebians.

I was at grandma's funeral today but I had to stop standmaxxing because my father beat me into sitting down

standmaxxing by Standmaxxing August 11, 2022

Brooklyn standoff 

A Brooklyn standoff is when multiple roommates want to stay in a rent controlled or super cheap apartment but have grown to hate each other and can absolutely not live together anymore.

Man I hate my roommates so much these days but no one will move out because we all know we couldn't get a better deal. It's turned into a real Brooklyn standoff. standoff stalemate brooklyn roommates rent rentistoodamnhigh

Brooklyn standoff by Reetuh.Spuhawn May 11, 2016

midwestern standoff 

A no-win situation in which no action is taken because all parties defer to the others. Like a Mexican standoff but with toxic niceness instead of guns.

Every driver at the 4-way stop waved the others along but no one would go since it was a midwestern standoff.

midwestern standoff by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean January 7, 2020