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Stammered 

A mix of the words stoned and hammered. Refers to possibly the best state of being at any type of party setting, with common symptoms being elevated consciousness and the desire to make a complete fool of yourself, all in the name of a good time.
Damn, at the 4th of July party last night I had 6 shots of Jager and followed it with 3 tightly packed bowls of dank weed. Then, I proceeded to shotgun somewhere between 6 and 10 beers and went back outside to finish off the supply of bud. I concluded the night with a cocktail of vodka and coke, with a 2:1 ratio, respectively. Good lord, I was fucking stammered.
Stammered by Clayterman August 27, 2008
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Stammered 

Stoned and drunk at the same time.
"Man, last night I got stammered."
Stammered by Iyellfore February 16, 2014
Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.
Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!
Shammered by Mr BigG February 14, 2015

Sammeled 

To cum all over something or someone. Also a common African male name.
He sammeled all over her face and she loved it. Sammel walked into the club and all the ladies wanted to fuck him. He sammeled so much she was choking.
Sammeled by DEFINEINSHITALLDAY October 18, 2014

Smammered 

being "smashed" and "hammered". Extremely drunk. Unable to walk or speak properly.
"Dude! I was so fucking smammered last night."
Smammered by mommabear March 20, 2007

smammered 

hammered + smashed

a word used when too intoxicated to speak clearly or decide which word would be better to describe the "level" you're on
"dood i'm so smammered!.. beer pog'n!"
smammered by kkyyllee December 19, 2007

shmammered 

To be beyond simple intoxication. Loud, rambunctious and incoherent speech is usually present, as well as a sever lack of balance. Can easily lead to vomiting.
Dude, you were so shmammered last night you didn't know your own name and puked all over the place
shmammered by David July 7, 2004
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