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v card stamped 

the act of taking someone's virginity
"Last night Jackie got her v card stamped, BY ME! Sorry to hear your sister is no longer a virgin bro. Are we still friends? Can I still bang your sister?"
v card stamped by pistolpj June 22, 2009

Turdal stampede 

Jim just had a loud turdal stampede!
Turdal stampede by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016
Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.
Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!
Shammered by Mr BigG February 14, 2015

Hairy Stamper 

When the male ejaculates on a woman's chest and presses his pubic hair on the ejaculant and creates a stamp mark on the woman's head with the jizz as ink and the pubes as a stamp.
"I didn't have enough jizz to do a hairy stamper with my girl friend."
Hairy Stamper by Rawbeesea February 22, 2010

Mushroom Stampede 

The act of being continuosly mushroom stamped to the facial area with less than 2 second intervals between stamping.
Taylor, Savannah's face looks like shit from that mushroom stampede last night.

Tampered Thread 

Tampered Threads: Adjective/Slang
It's used to describe an article of clothing that looks really dope. Usually, it's a unique thrifted piece, that's almost impossible to find anywhere.

History of Tampered Threads:

This word originated during the rise of thrifting -fits, at a time when people started to care about the overwhelming market of Fast Fashion and clothing waste around the world - from over consumption. These people are inspired by the past craftsmanship of clothing and appreciate the pieces that were once were (new threads) and now carry another story of glory and pride from people nationwide. In other words.. dope ass clothes.

Synonyms: Fresh, Dapper, Dappress, Cool, & Dope, Trendy.
Person 1: "Dayyymmn Bro, where'd you find that Tampered Thread at?"

Person 2: At tamperedthreads.com
Tampered Thread by The Goat Spoke January 11, 2021