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Talkward 

adj. The feeling of awkwardness that overwhelms two people when they haven't seen or heard from each other for a prolonged number of years. This excrutiatingly uncomfortable feeling is often amplified if the two people used to be great friends and chatted frequently.
Boy 1 : "...Hi!... long time no see..."

Girl 1 : "Ahaha- yeh, so what are you doing these days?"

Boy 1 : "Um... i'm still in the same business, you?"

Girl 1 : "Yeh, same case with me..."

Boy 1 : "Um... well I best be off, i've got frozen groceries in the car... "

Girl 1 : "Ok- Bye..."

Boy 2 : "Wow, I though you two were going out for a couple of years!? That convo went totally talkward..."
Talkward by niveartline January 25, 2009
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Talkward 

When someone starts up a awkward conversation out of no where
Mom: Let's talk about the birds & the Bess
Stranger: I don't even know you, get away from me with this Talkward conversation
Talkward by Amidgey February 8, 2015

talkward 

talkward
adj.
unease over talking a lot
"i've been talking so much, i feel talkward."
talkward by tess jr February 4, 2009

talkward 

when someone begins a conversation, seemingly leading to a point or punchline, but ceases communication before reaching that point
I was really feeling this chick and we got to chatting. She was telling me about her friend Jim who i never met-- "Jim told me the best joke the other day, you wouldn't even believe it.." and that was it-- no example, no nothing-- shit was quite talkward.
talkward by KillaCamJam August 22, 2012

talkward texting 

when neither of the parties want to stop texting but neither can think of a subject to talk about.
1. "ya"
2. "haha"
1. "haha"
2. "ya"
1. "sooo.."
2. "soo.."
1. "lol i think we are talkward texting"
talkward texting by spankyy420 April 12, 2011

Talkward as f 

The guy who thinks he's funny yet doesn't make any sense ,let alone anyone laugh!!!
Juddy thinks he's funny but really he's just Talkward as f
Talkward as f by anonymous August 27, 2023

tawkward 

One who is above average height and has the coordination of a baby fawn
Ross: Watch me drill this three pointer!

Matt: You just shot the ball over the backboard you tawkward fuck!

Ross: Whatever, I'm gonna be as good as Dirk Nowitzki one day

Matt: You already are
tawkward by BUSHROD December 23, 2013
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