1 definition by bomchicabowwow
A word describing someone who awkwardly knows information about people they haven't met or don't know personally; someone who stalks people they "know of" and declares this information awkwardly to them.
Person 1: Hey, you know my cousin's wife's best friend's nephew's neighbor don't you?
Person 2: ...how do you know that?
Person 1: I saw you on facebook
Person 2: Wow you're so stalkward.
Person 2: ...how do you know that?
Person 1: I saw you on facebook
Person 2: Wow you're so stalkward.
by bomchicabowwow September 7, 2010