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stalking to  

the act of standing in close proximity to a person of interest for a long period of time, eavesdropping with the hopes of jumping into the conversation. Feelings of intimidation, anxiety, and inadequacy usually prevent the person from succeeding, they just end up making a fool out of themselves. This would happen at social events (bars, parties, seminars, business conventions). Intentions can be sexual or job related (networking).
Matt has been stalking to that girl for an hour! why doesn't he just step into the group and ask her out so she can shoot him down!

Tom will never get that position at Leiman Bros if doesn't stop stalking to their CEO. That is bad from; he is completely out of his league!
stalking to by Mikey Fingers December 20, 2008
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Who's talking to you lol? 

A phrase that concern a person that no one asked to speak nor start a conversation with.
Who's talking to you lol? phrase said by !(ĐK)Lazy. on Discord

Who's talking to you? 

A word the phrase a person that nobody asked nor had a conversation with.
Who's talking to you? bozo said by Lazy on Discord

Who's talking to you bozo? 

A word the phrase a person that nobody asked nor had a conversation with.
Who's talking to you bozo? said by Lazy on Discord

stacking paper to the ceiling 

The act of gratuitously making exorbitant amounts of money in a very short amount of time, thereby inciting many jealous haters to hate on you.
Charles Barkley: "I don't care how much they pay him, Ernie, this kid is a disgrace to basketball, he epitomizes everything wrong with the game today!"

Ernie Johnson: "Now, Charles, it seems to me that you're hatin' on Riley 'cause he be stacking paper to the ceiling and rides on 24" chrome."

Charles Barkley: "Yea, thats true."

.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June. Too much Stalling That Is Their Coccoon.9.

.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June. Too much Stalling That Is Their Coccoon.9.
.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June. Too much Stalling That Is Their Coccoon.9.

Starkington 

The best, most randomly artistic person in the whole wide world. She also has the awesomest hair in the world, the wackeyist sense of humor, the skiniest arms, and friends who love her.

Starkington is also the abreviation for the city-state starkingtontownvilleburgcity.
We should drive to starkington.
Starkington by juliasfriend... October 12, 2011
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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