stalinites

Modern foot soldiers of Marxist ideologies that burn, pillage, loot and attack everything that offends their world view

We should avoid that crowd of stalinites that is burning down that statue.

by Ofashea October 6, 2020

Stalinites

Modern day political street operatives who promote Marxist ideals through violence, intimidation and anarchy.

Those street riots are the results of Stalinites

by Ofashea October 6, 2020

Stalinity

A non-scientific measure of the level of staleness of a food item. Usually used when referring to stale candies such as sour keys and wine gums.

The test is comprised of wiggling (or squeezing if it is too small to be effectively wiggled) the item between the thumb and the forefinger and observing its stiffness relative to it's stiffness in its fresh state. The greater the deviation in this comparison, the greater it's degree of stalinity.

These candies are always best stale. Leave the bag of them open for the night and check their stalinity in the morning. If they are good and stale we will eat them then!

by Jerkson October 1, 2010

stalincest

sharing money with your sister to buy a wedding ring for her

I was doing Stalincest to get more money

by FlareK7 November 22, 2020

stalinize

To kill mercilessly, with no regret. Usually by slitting the throat by grabbing a person from behind.

Listen, shut the fuck up or I'll stalinize your ass!

If you don't cut it out I'll go stalin on your ass!

by CornMaster February 2, 2004

stalinize

When someone in management sees people that are smarter or more popular than them as a threat and"purges" them. either from that deparment or the company.

The new boss took over at the begining of the month, and Alan and Christy were "stalinized" by the end.

by ragnar's vw January 14, 2010

stalinteer

to be chosen to do something against one's will with no say in the matter at hand.

my boss stalinteered me to do doubles all weekend.

by XylophoniX December 17, 2007