stalagwipe

The “icicle” left hanging from an incomplete toilet paper tear

Cheap TP often has stalagwipes.

by 69tbird30 June 1, 2024

Candarian stalagmite

A turd dilivered from a human anoose inside of a cave that stands proud and erect rising from the cave floor pointing towards the ceiling. The Candarian stalagmite has a remarkable resemblance to a regular stelagmite.

It is good fun to drop a Candarian stalagmite and have it discovered and examined by unsuspecting spelunkers.

by Puppychup August 8, 2019

Stalagmite

A dried, almost rock-like piece of feces.

John was astonished to find a stalagmite in his attic.

by Lucky Is Sucky April 22, 2011

stalagmite

The act of ruining a joke, or being not funny. (To replace the awkward silence after someone kills a joke).

After Pat tried to add on to a joke with a dumb comment, instead leaving an awkward silence we said to him "Stalagmite". (Which indicates all are in consensus that he is done talking and should stop before he looks even more dumb)

by The origional Pat May 14, 2006

sweatpant stalagmite

A brownish stain formed on the front of a pair of mens' sweatpants, caused by accumulated drips of urine through geologic history.

Jeremy is such a slob... did you see him sporting that sweatpant stalagmite yesterday?

by Tom&Nic April 18, 2008

cum stalagtite

When you jack off in an enclosed space and the cum reaches the cieling of the structure. It stays there and becomes hard, thus making stalagtites.

After a stressful night, there was cum stalagtites in the Matt Cave, fresh with the morning air.

by Count Blackula January 21, 2004

stalagtape

A large stack of videotapes rising from the floor. Particularly prevalent in apartments and condominiums of television geeks who videotape everything aired. Coined by Lavalie.

We tried to walk through George's place, but John accidentally knocked over one stalagtape which sent a few more toppling over too.

by shill June 25, 2003