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When you jack off in an enclosed space and the cum reaches the cieling of the structure. It stays there and becomes hard, thus making stalagtites.
After a stressful night, there was cum stalagtites in the Matt Cave, fresh with the morning air.
by Count Blackula January 21, 2004

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by Count Blackula October 20, 2003

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