stalagtape

A large stack of videotapes rising from the floor. Particularly prevalent in apartments and condominiums of television geeks who videotape everything aired. Coined by Lavalie.

We tried to walk through George's place, but John accidentally knocked over one stalagtape which sent a few more toppling over too.

by shill June 25, 2003

cum stalagtite

When you jack off in an enclosed space and the cum reaches the cieling of the structure. It stays there and becomes hard, thus making stalagtites.

After a stressful night, there was cum stalagtites in the Matt Cave, fresh with the morning air.

by Count Blackula January 21, 2004

stalagtite

Someone so cute you would hang around them even if nothing is going on - sediment slowly dripping down your body as you grow.

Annie is my stalagtite

by justusingthisonce August 25, 2016

stalagwipe

The “icicle” left hanging from an incomplete toilet paper tear

Cheap TP often has stalagwipes.

by 69tbird30 June 1, 2024