stalagsheit
stalagsheit by ashBerg May 21, 2018
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stalagshite
a fecal structure that forms in port-a-potties and out-houses from repeated defecation where feces deposits pile in a mound like formation that extends upward resembling geologic stalagmite formations formed in limestone caves extending upward from the cave floor.
Pete "Dude! Did you see the stalagshite in the backcountry out-house?!"
Nick "Oh my gosh, dude! The stalagshite was only inches away from touching my junk!"
Nick "Oh my gosh, dude! The stalagshite was only inches away from touching my junk!"
stalagshite by joseman25 March 23, 2009
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Stalagshite
At the Missoula Moose Chile Cook Off, i had to straddle the Damn toilet seat to take a shit because the stalagshite would have sodomized me.
Stalagshite by Hot Dog Goblin September 21, 2020
Stalagshite
Pronounced like "stalagmite", it's when you don't wipe your ass after taking a shit or wash your ass in the shower the shit starts to build up into what is known as "stalagshites".
The shit envelopes the hair around the asshole and fuses to it as well as the ass skin. It hardens over time, resulting in pillar-like spikes that protrude from one's ass. As you can imagine, stalagshites grow in size the longer your ass goes unwashed. In rate cases, they can reach all the way to the water in the toilet bowl, resulting in a blunting of the tips.
The shit envelopes the hair around the asshole and fuses to it as well as the ass skin. It hardens over time, resulting in pillar-like spikes that protrude from one's ass. As you can imagine, stalagshites grow in size the longer your ass goes unwashed. In rate cases, they can reach all the way to the water in the toilet bowl, resulting in a blunting of the tips.
Example 1:
"I used to be part of a hippy group in the forests of Oregon. The free lifestyle was wonderful. However eventually the thick dreadlocks and stink of our stalagshites got the best of me and I decided to go back to my normal lifestyle."
Example 2:
"Marcus was a disgusting pig of a roommate. He never washed or wiped his asshole. One day while hopping over a wrought-iron fence, a spike snagged one of his stalagshites, ripping the hair and some of his ass skin from his asshole. After that, he started keeping his ass cleaner. "
"I used to be part of a hippy group in the forests of Oregon. The free lifestyle was wonderful. However eventually the thick dreadlocks and stink of our stalagshites got the best of me and I decided to go back to my normal lifestyle."
Example 2:
"Marcus was a disgusting pig of a roommate. He never washed or wiped his asshole. One day while hopping over a wrought-iron fence, a spike snagged one of his stalagshites, ripping the hair and some of his ass skin from his asshole. After that, he started keeping his ass cleaner. "
Stalagshite by sir haxalot April 12, 2023
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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