Stalacshites 

The poop formations that occur on the bottom of a toilet seat due to explosive shitting.

I hate cleaning the bathroom after Taco Tina! She always leaves stalacshites, that nasty bitch.

Stalacshites by Nomitus May 27, 2015

stalagshite

a fecal structure that forms in port-a-potties and out-houses from repeated defecation where feces deposits pile in a mound like formation that extends upward resembling geologic stalagmite formations formed in limestone caves extending upward from the cave floor.

Pete "Dude! Did you see the stalagshite in the backcountry out-house?!"

Nick "Oh my gosh, dude! The stalagshite was only inches away from touching my junk!"

stalagshite by joseman25 March 23, 2009

stalagshites 

naturally occuring, upward pointing, turdiferous deposits, which form in porcelain basins.

urgh, someones left stalagshites!

stalagshites by Bewesy November 12, 2003

vaginal stalagmites/stalactites 

when a women has pubic hair INSIDE her vagina

hey michael did christina have vaginal stalagmites/stalactites

vaginal stalagmites/stalactites by bal_zak March 8, 2010

Stalagshite

N. A firm mountainous pile of shit that breaches the toilet seat in an outhouse.

At the Missoula Moose Chile Cook Off, i had to straddle the Damn toilet seat to take a shit because the stalagshite would have sodomized me.

Stalagshite by Hot Dog Goblin September 21, 2020

Stalagshite

Pronounced like "stalagmite", it's when you don't wipe your ass after taking a shit or wash your ass in the shower the shit starts to build up into what is known as "stalagshites".

The shit envelopes the hair around the asshole and fuses to it as well as the ass skin. It hardens over time, resulting in pillar-like spikes that protrude from one's ass. As you can imagine, stalagshites grow in size the longer your ass goes unwashed. In rate cases, they can reach all the way to the water in the toilet bowl, resulting in a blunting of the tips.

Example 1:
"I used to be part of a hippy group in the forests of Oregon. The free lifestyle was wonderful. However eventually the thick dreadlocks and stink of our stalagshites got the best of me and I decided to go back to my normal lifestyle."

Example 2:
"Marcus was a disgusting pig of a roommate. He never washed or wiped his asshole. One day while hopping over a wrought-iron fence, a spike snagged one of his stalagshites, ripping the hair and some of his ass skin from his asshole. After that, he started keeping his ass cleaner. "

Stalagshite by sir haxalot April 12, 2023