A resident of the ward of Stamshaw in Portsmouth, a location geographically identified by an impressive number of dumped random items of complete crap. Stamshawvians are accustomed to these aesthetics and frequently recycle them like The Clangers and are a friendly but
hard edged community. Not be be confused with up-cycling as this would be a step too far in this ward.
Stamshawvians drink in the
Mother Shipton
Pub and one’
s wearing
shell suits and drinking pints should not be approached without due care and attention.
#Stamshaw #Portsmouth #MotherShiptonPub #Microwave #ShellSuit
“The microwave was picked up by a Stamshawvian”
“If you want to
meet a native Stamshawvian, go to the
Mother Shipton Pub in Portsmouth and look for the nearest
drunk wearing a shell suit”