Stamshaw

A geographical ward of Portsmouth (UK) where Stamshawvians can be found dealing with ‘random objects of the week’.

*Random object of the week = crap people chuck on the street because the bin lorries refuse to take it and they are too lazy to take it to the tip.

#microwave #randomobjectoftheweek #stamshaw #portsmouth

“I bet you got that knackered microwave in Stamshaw didn’t you?”

Stamshaw by Superfledge February 12, 2018

Stamshaw

A geographical ward of Portsmouth (UK) where Stamshawvians can be found dealing with ‘random objects of the week’.

*Random object of the week = crap people chuck on the street because the bin lorries refuse to take it and they are too lazy to take it to the tip.

#microwave #randomobjectoftheweek #stamshaw #portsmouth

“I bet you got that knackered microwave in Stamshaw didn’t you?”

Stamshaw by Superfledge February 12, 2018

Stamshawvian 

A resident of the ward of Stamshaw in Portsmouth, a location geographically identified by an impressive number of dumped random items of complete crap. Stamshawvians are accustomed to these aesthetics and frequently recycle them like The Clangers and are a friendly but hard edged community. Not be be confused with up-cycling as this would be a step too far in this ward.

Stamshawvians drink in the Mother Shipton Pub and one’s wearing shell suits and drinking pints should not be approached without due care and attention.

#Stamshaw #Portsmouth #MotherShiptonPub #Microwave #ShellSuit

“The microwave was picked up by a Stamshawvian”

“If you want to meet a native Stamshawvian, go to the Mother Shipton Pub in Portsmouth and look for the nearest drunk wearing a shell suit”

Stamshawvian by Superfledge February 12, 2018

Stamshawvian 

A resident of the ward of Stamshaw in Portsmouth, a location geographically identified by an impressive number of dumped random items of complete crap. Stamshawvians are accustomed to these aesthetics and frequently recycle them like The Clangers and are a friendly but hard edged community. Not be be confused with up-cycling as this would be a step too far in this ward.

Stamshawvians drink in the Mother Shipton Pub and one’s wearing shell suits and drinking pints should not be approached without due care and attention.

#Stamshaw #Portsmouth #MotherShiptonPub #Microwave #ShellSuit

“The microwave was picked up by a Stamshawvian”

“If you want to meet a native Stamshawvian, go to the Mother Shipton Pub in Portsmouth and look for the nearest drunk wearing a shell suit”

Stamshawvian by Superfledge February 12, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022