The slutulator is a reality
based, objective calculation to determine whether or not a
woman is a slut. It works like this, You take a womans age at the time she lost her virginity, for example lets say
18 for example, and you take her current age, lets say
25 for example. you subtract
18 from
25 which equals 7. If her number of partners equals less than 7 this is a good girl. If it is more, she's a slut....however if she has had more than one one night stand, then her final number is multiplied by how many one night stands she has had, which in this case would be 14, so she's a total slut whore. Next.
I did calculations on her with the slutulator and it never
lies. she lost her virginity and 16, she's now
22, and has had 10 partners, including 3 one
night stands, so her score is a 30. we have a real skanky trog on our hands, fellas.