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Spatulatory Rape 

the common act of using a spatula while cooking to enter into something and/or separate it from sticking or to stir some mixture until the correct consistency is acquired for further steps in the cooking process, without the permission of inanimate objects because inanimate objects can't consent

OR

to use the handle end of a spatula as a dildo without permission, often in place of using one's one penis or strap-on for a number of illogical reasons
Lucy: The only sex around here before eight is spatulatory rape, and that's only when I cook.

Mary: That's disappointing. You need to remind Joe of his Seduciary Responsibility .

OR

Lucy: Oh! Yeah! Like that! Wait, what do I feel?

Joe: I heard from Mary's husband Bob that you like spatulatory rape, so I'm using the spatula instead since you like it so much.
Spatulatory Rape by Perry Winnwet January 23, 2010

Spatulatory Rape 

Suggestively brandishing a condom-covered spatula so as to seduce young, attractive women to accompany you in your age 18+ sex kitchen while neglecting to check IDs.
Jimmy justifies his prick-risky lifestyle to Ben:

Ben- "You really should start checking these chick's IDs Jimmy, you're gunna be in some serious trouble with the law if you aren't careful man."

Jimmy- "I've said it before and I'll say it again. If a fish with an itchin' takes trips to my kitchen, my spatula packs for that clit's jurisdiction."

Ben- "Why do you always rhyme about committing spatulatory rape? I bought that shit to cook with you quirky jerkin pig diddlin' pudge tugger!"
Spatulatory Rape by Kane67 June 13, 2013

Saculatory System 

A not-so clinical term for ones ballsack.
Sack-u-la-tory

1. "I was subjected to an impromptu examination of my saculatory system while getting my pants altered at my local seamstress."

2. During a recent physical the doctor wrote in my chart that I had one of the most beautiful saculatory systems that she had ever seen.

3. "My saculatory system feels great this morning"
Saculatory System by vanDweeble October 9, 2014

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026