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Staff Meeting 

A genteel request for sex that can be made in public.
She: You available for a staff meeting this evening?
He: Yes, I'll bring Peter.

Staff meeting 

A juul break involving 2 or more people in which 1 or more vapes are used. Frequently during work/class, and usually in the handicapable bathroom stall.
-dude so you have your juul on you?

-yes omg wanna meet in the bathroom in 10 mins for a staff meeting?
Staff meeting by Kateh101 July 18, 2019

Holding a staff meeting 

Another term for male masturbation.
Hey man want to come over my house after school? Sorry bro I'm holding a staff meeting at 3 I can't.
Holding a staff meeting by Lennox81 September 9, 2011

staff meeting 

An after work toke amongst co-workers and their rides
"You & my girlfriend used to work together?"
"Yeah, we used to toke after work all the time"
"Well, she's picking me up at close; Staff Meeting?"
staff meeting by Anthony MacNeil January 29, 2007

staff meeting 

To toke after work
When at work, if your boss is a "square" you would walk amongst other employee's and say "staff meeting?" as they reply, yes! or no!
staff meeting by Mike Guzzardi January 1, 2008

staff meeting 

looking back at your internship at BBC Radio 6 and realizing you have enjoyed yourself more or less.
the playlists, the djs, the work hours and ethics of your colleagues, the comparatively limited rate of mobbing.
(editorial staff meeting is taking place)
"Guys, thank you so much. Do you think this is crazy? Do you think what we are doing here is crazy?"
staff meeting by Krkič May 16, 2019
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Oblication 

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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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